‘Teacher’ INSIDE!

Do You Have a Teacher Within You?, read this one friends……...

‘INTEL’ Inside is logo promoting Intel processor isn’t it Friends? This post is to all Teacher-INSIDE brains out there for whom this profession is by choice and not chance. my experience as a teacher for nearly one and half decades is distilled out here with funny anecdotes. The souls looking at these professionals from outside will have primarily two misconception amongst these ‘species’ of mother earth. Teachers will be studious throughout their student life and Teaching professionals will be born public speakers. In my experience both these attributes need not be applicable to all proven teachers out there in arena.

Consider my own sample data to decipher this ‘Teacher-INSIDE’ discussion, Friends, I was God-feared PLUS Stage-Feared person throughout my student life! Now I have given lectures at university, colleges and school levels for wide array of audience. ‘How this happened?’, means my reluctancy to become a Techie aka software engineer despite having graduated in Computer Engineering discipline is first and foremost reason for me to embrace teaching field. The second reason being really funny one but intuitive one for me as I had witnessed lot of bad lectures from some typical souls in my graduation course, which used to create a rehearsal picture within myself, That How effectively a particular session could have been delivered, If I was given an opportunity. The latter reason really kindled within me a ‘teacher’ who can put things in simple lucid manner for mediocre-students ( I was one in my school) to grasp effortlessly.  The strong desire within me to chose an alternative profession from my peers and intuitive-’self’ encouraging me that I can be a better teacher than many bad examples I came across as student made me a ‘teacher’.

Next let us consider two case-studies of my own teachers who had inspired and  mesmerised our peer group in our pre-university days. A mathematics professor, who taught calculus and trigonometry with such ease, every student in class used to follow the rhythmic-voice of this teacher and completely solve the problem like a dancing snake in front of snake charmer! The other teacher was our Kannada ( Language) teacher who had given up science stream to study literature, he used to motivate science stream students to read literature with his inspirational classes. Friends, most of the inspiring teachers you might come across in your study life will definitely derive ‘Teacher’s-High’ after every lecture hour, It is this ‘HIGH’ flow of BLISSFULNESS that used to drive them forward in the career with lot of passion and dedication. As long as every lecture hour brings out that ‘HIGH’ feeling within us we should continue in the profession, no matter which profession it is. But on flip side today we are bound between so many documentation works in schools and colleges the real teacher is getting a BRAND new name-tag as facilitator. Somewhere people are speaking about E-learning technology replacing Human teachers if not completely at least changing their roles and responsibilities, the marathon lectures that used to result in ‘HIGH’- adrenaline flow within the class will slowly get declined in our brick & mortar classrooms too.      

About Two of My Inspirational Professors.....   Read on
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Next is about Invaluable Gift For a Teacher.......Read on

Teacher's Day is meant for giving gifts to our teachers isn't it friends? This post is all about which gift my teacher used to adore the most. We might think of gifting a pen, a book, most valuable quotation based greetings, a flower, a garland, a chocolate, a shirt, a shawl, a memento the list goes on and on....., Friends we had a teacher who used to teach us Trigonometry & Calculus in such a simple lucid manner, we were surprised to know that unknowingly entire class used to solve the most difficult problem like a hypnotized lot. While the same problem if we tried to solve independently at home, it appeared as hard 'NUT' to crack. Naturally we had become fans of this professor. 

But the crux of this POST is to discuss 'What was the expectation of this teacher from his students?' This teacher never expected costly gifts from his students for teachers day, obviously no good teacher expects this. The uniqueness of our teacher was after every lecture class, He used to expect within himself that at least one student should come and express gratitude and praise him as " Sir, Today's class was awesome, I got the best out of it." These feelings he used to share with all of us in many occasions! After so many years of teaching I have also realized now like Jogger's High, Athletes High, Teachers' High also exists on mother earth, and that comes after teaching students for one satisfactory Hour or two. So, friends Teacher's high is the most valuable gift a teacher gets from the class and students. 

ಬದಲಿ (Substitution) ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ನ ಚಮತ್ಕಾರ 

ಸಾಮಾನ್ಯವಾಗಿ ಪ್ರೌಢ ಶಾಲೆಗೆ ಪಾಠ ಮಾಡುವ ನನಗೆ, ಒಂದು ಬದಲಿ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್, (ಎರಡನೇ ತರಗತಿ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ) ಮಾಡುವ ಅವಕಾಶ ಒದಗಿ ಬಂದಿತ್ತು. ನಾನು ಟೀಚರ್ ಟ್ರೈನಿಂಗ್ (ತರಬೇತಿ) ಮಾಡಿರುವ ಮಾಸ್ತರಲ್ಲ. ಇನ್ನು , ಆ ಪುಟಾಣಿ ಮಕ್ಕಳನ್ನು ಹೇಗೆ ನಿಭಾಯುಸುವುದು ಅನ್ನೋ ಮನ ಸ್ಥಿತಿ ಯಲ್ಲೇ, ತರಗತಿ ಪ್ರವೇಶ ಮಾಡಿದೆ. ಅದು ಮ್ಯೂಜಿಕ್ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಆಗಿದ್ದರಿಂದ, ನನಗೆ ಸಂಗೀತದ ಗಂಧ-ಗಾಳಿ ಇಲ್ಲದ ಕಾರಣ, ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಒಬ್ಬ-ಒಬ್ಬರೇ ಬೋರ್ಡ್ ಬಳಿ ಬಂದು ಹಾಡು ಹೇಳುವಂತೆ ಆದೇಶ ಕೊಟ್ಟೆ. ಮಕ್ಕಳ ಉತ್ಸಾಹ ಎಲ್ಲೆ ಮೀರಿತ್ತು. ಸಿನೆಮಾ ಹಾಡಿನಿಂದ ಅವರ ಮತ್ತು ನನ್ನ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಪಯಣ ಪ್ರಾರಂಭವಾಯಿತು, ಒಬ್ಬರ ನಂತರ ಒಬ್ಬರು ತಾ ಮುಂದು ನಾ ಮುಂದು ಅಂತ ಹಾಡಲು ಶುರು ಹಚ್ಚಿಕೊಂಡರು. ಇವರ ಮಧ್ಯೆ ಒಬ್ಬ ಚಾಣಾಕ್ಷ-ಪುಟಾಣೆ ‘ಜನ ಗಣ ಮನ’ ಎಂದು ತನಗೂ ಗೀತೆ ಗಾಯನ ಬರುತ್ತೆ ಅಂತ ತೋರಿದ್ದೆ ತಡ, ನನ್ನ ತಲೆ ಒಳಗೆ ‘ಥಾಮಸ್ ಅಲ್ವಾ ಎಡಿಸನ್ ಬಲ್ಬ್’ ಅಂಟಿಕೊಂಡಿತು. ಅದರ ಫಲ-ಶ್ರುತಿ ಮಕ್ಕಳ ‘ರೈಮ್ಸ್’ ಗಾಯನಕ್ಕೆ ನಾಂದಿ ಆಡಿದೇ. ಅಲ್ಲಿಂದ ಮುಂದೆ ನನ್ನ ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೂ ಕಿವಿಗೂ ಸುಗ್ಗಿ ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಲೇ ಬೇಕು. ಅಂದು ಮಕ್ಕಳನ್ನು ಏಕೆ ‘ದೇವರು’? ಅಂತಾರೆ ಅನ್ನೋ ವಿಚಾರ ನನಗೆ ಮನದಟ್ಟಾಯಿತು.

ಇನ್ನೂ , ತರಗತಿ ಸಮಯ ಬಾಕಿ ಇದ್ದ ಕಾರಣ ನನಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತಿದ್ದ ‘ಚಿಣ್ಣರ-ಕತೆ’ ಗಳನ್ನು ಆ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಅನಿಮಟೆಡ್ (ಅಂಗ ಅಭಿನಯದ) ಮೂಲಕ ಮುಟ್ಟಿಸಿದೆ. ಅಲ್ಲಿಗೆ ನನ್ನ ಅಂದಿನ substitution ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಬಹಳ ಆನಂದದಾಯಕ ವಾಗಿ ಪೂರೈಸಿತು. ಆದರೆ ಈ ತರಗತಿ ಮಾಡಿ ಸುಮಾರು ತಿಂಗಳ ಬಳಿಕ ನಮ್ಮ ಶಾಲೆಯ ಹಿರಿಯ ಚೇತನವಾದ ಸಹ ಶಿಕ್ಷಕರೊಬ್ಬರ  ಜೊತೆ ಕುಳಿತ್ತಿದ್ದಾಗ, ನಾನು ಬದಲಿ-ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಎರಡನೇ ತರಗತಿ ಮಗು ಒಂದು ಬಂದು ‘ನೀವು ನಮ್ಮ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಹೇಳಿದ ಕತೆ ಹೇಳಲೇ ಅಂತ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಕತೆಯನ್ನು ನನಗೆ ಮತ್ತು ಆ ಹಿರಿಯ ಮೇಷ್ಟ್ರಿಗೆ ಒಪ್ಪಿಸಿದಾಗ ನಾನು ಸಹ ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಕತೆಗಾರ ಅನ್ನೋ ಜಂಭ ಒಳಗೆ-ಒಳಗೆ ಮೂಡಿದ್ದು ನಿಜ. ನಮ್ಮ ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ ಪಠ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಬರುವ ಒಂದು ಪದ್ಯದ ಸಾಲುಗಳು... “Words are the food and dress of thought they give it its body and swing and everyone’s longing today to hear some fresh and beautiful thing;” ಎಂಬ ಮಾತುಗಳು ಎಷ್ಟು ಸತ್ಯ ಅನಿಸಿತು, ಏಕೆ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ನನಗೆ ಎರಡನೇ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಪಾಠ ಮಾಡುವ ಭಾಗ್ಯ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದ್ದು ನನ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಹೊಸದರ ಹುಡುಕಾಟಕ್ಕೆ ದಾರಿ ತೋರಿತು, ಅಂತೆಯೇ ಆ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ರೆಗ್ಯುಲರ್ ಟೀಚರ್ ಬದಲು ನಾ ಹೋಗಿ ಮಾಡಿದ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಸಹ ಹೊಸತನ್ನು ನೀಡಿದ್ದು ಸತ್ಯ ಅಲ್ವಾ? ‘Everyone will be longing to hear something fresh and beautiful thing’ ಅನ್ನೋ ಆಂಗ್ಲ ಕವಿಯತ್ರಿ Mary O’Neil ಅವರ ಮಾತು ಎಷ್ಟು ಸತ್ಯ ಅಲ್ವಾ ಗೆಳಯರೆ?

  

Wi-fi -Broadband Gift ದಸರಾಗೆ narendra modi ಅಯ್ಯ ನಿಂದ

Wi-fi -Broadband Gift ದಸರಾಗೆ ನಮೋ ಅಯ್ಯ ನಿಂದ 

ನಮ್ಮ ಸುಂದರ ಪಿಚೈ ಅಣ್ಣ ಮತ್ತು ಸತ್ಯ ನಾಡೆಲ್ಲ ಅಣ್ಣಂದಿರು, 'ನಮೋ' ಅಯ್ಯನಿಗೆ ಸನ್ಮಾನ ಮಾಡಿ, 'ಅಯ್ಯ, ದೇಶದ AIRPORT  ಒಂದೇ ಅಲ್ಲ ಹಳ್ಳಿ ಹಳ್ಳಿ ಜನ ನಮ್ಮ GOOGLE ಮತ್ತು BING ನಲ್ಲಿ ಮಿಂದು-info-bath tub ನಿಂದ   ಏಳಬೇಕು ಅನ್ನೋದು ನಮ್ಮ ಕನಸು' ಅಂತ Explain ಮಾಡಿ, Railway -ಸ್ಟೇಷನ್ ನಲ್ಲೂ ಫ್ರೀ -wi-fi, ಕೊಡ್ತ್ತಿವಿ ಅಂತ promise ಮಾಡವರಂತೆ. ಇನ್ನು Railway -ಸ್ಟೇಷನ್ ಮತ್ತು ಹಳ್ಳಿ ಹಳ್ಳಿ ಗಳ ಮಂದಿ Info -bath ಮಾಡಬಹುದು, tap ನಲ್ಲಿ ನೀರು ಬರದಿದ್ರೆ don't worry ಮಾಡ್ಕೋಬೇಡಿ, smart-phone ಇದ್ರೆ ಸಾಕು 'ಮೀಯಲು' ಅಂತವರೇ ನಮ್ಮ 'ನಮೋ' ಅಯ್ಯ. 

wi -fi free

broad band free

ಅಷ್ಟೇ ಅಲ್ಲ ಐಕ್ಲೆ , Cook  ಅನ್ನೋ Apple C.E.O ಸಹ ಭಾರತದಲ್ಲಿ 'Make in India ' ಗೆ  ಸಾಥ್ ಕೊಡ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತಾ ತಿಳಿದು (CEO meet Namo read on)  ಬಂದಿದೆ,   ಇನ್ನು Micromax , INTEX ಗೇ ಫಾರಿನ್ ಪ್ಲೇಯರ್ಸ್ ನ , I.P.L team ಜೊತೆ ಆಡು ಆಟ ಆಡು ಪರಿಸ್ಥಿತಿ ಬಂದಿದೆ ಅನ್ನಿ. ಆದರೆ ಈ ಎಲ್ಲ ವ್ಯವಸ್ಥೆಗೂ, POWER, ಜನರೇಟ್ ಮಾಡೋದು Adani ಚಿಕ್ಕ-ಅಯ್ಯ ಅಂತೆ ಅಂತಾ ನಮ್ಮ patel ಹೈಕಳು, ಹಾರ್ದಿಕ್ ಪಟೇಲ್ ಜೊತೆ ಮಾತಡ್ಕೊತವ್ರೆ. ಏನೋ ಅಪ್ಪಾ ನಮ್ಮ , ನಮೋ  ಅಯ್ಯ ಹೇಳಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟವರೇ,  ಮುಂದಿನ ಐದು ವರ್ಷದಾಗೆ, MAKE  IN INDIA WITH U.S.A IMPLEMENT ಆಗಿರ್ತ್ತ್ದಂತೆ! ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ಕಡೆ ದೊಡ್ಡಣ್ಣ -ಅಮಿತ್ ಶಾ , BLOG ಸುರು ಅಚ್ಕೊಂಡ್ವರಂತೆ. ಅಂತು ಇಂತೂ ನಮ್ಮ ರೈಲ್ವೆ ಪಯಣ WI-FI ಮಯ ಆಗಲಿ ಅಂತ ಹಾರೈಸೋಣ, ಇದರ ಜೊತೆಗೆ ರೈತರ ಇತರ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಗಳು ಹಳ್ಳಿ ಹಳ್ಳಿ ಇಂದ ನಿವಾರಣೆ ಆಗಲಿ ಅಂತ ಹಾರೈಸೋಣ.    

Next One is about Contrast or Class Divide in our Society.... Read on....

We are in the clutches of unequal distribution of resources. We often pacify ourselves with the quote "All Fingers are Not Same" and escape from comparison among creatures of same species. But we also argue that "FIST is Powerful than single finger" and promote idea of society social well being etc. When Communism and Socialism have failed to capture the world, it is capitalism that is ruling and will rule in near future for sure. In this social structure I happened to visit a Burial Ground for Canines and Pets situated adjacent to B.G.S Global Hospitals, Kengeri, Bengaluru. This Burial ground rents space for cremating Pets particularly canines and many Doggies souls are resting in peace in this cremation ground. It is delightful to watch the Granite Memorials, with creative names of dogs and quotes/poems from their owners about their dear ones is really amazing stuff. Many of us often narrate the story of loyalty of canines which is far far superior to that of homo sapiens. Naturally their caretakers are moved by the sad demise of such loyal family members and have given right kind of respect to departed souls. Often I have found the human instinct to fight for the ancestral property soon after the death of dear ones, which never happens in the animal world. All that is good about a story has to come to an end isn't it?

blessed canine

Now, comes the dark-side of canines in our world. When we travel on Golden- Quadrilateral Highways of our states, we definitely find one or more unclaimed dead bodies of strays that have lost their lives in accidents. Leave aside anyone cremating them with granite erections, they will be left for eagles and vultures to prey upon. The same is true for homo sapiens who are alive and unable to win their bread and have no care takers isn't it? similarly we find cattle herds on City streets that have no care takers and on contrary we speak about worshiping cow as God. I would like to conclude with the same quote We are born unequal and will die unequal on this mother earth. Even in Death Today money plays important role don't you agree friends???!           

Weekend Satire: stri stri stri Swamijiis

Radio collar for Swamijis

ನಮ್ಮ ನಾಡಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಸ್ತ್ರೀ , ಸ್ತ್ರೀ ಸ್ತ್ರೀ ಸ್ವಾಮೀಜಿ ಗಳ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆ ಹುಲಿ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆಯಂತೆ growing trend ತೋರುತ್ತಿರುವದು,  ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಕುಸಿಯುವ ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ದಿನ ಏರುವ SENSEX ಮೇಲಾಣೆ ನಿಜವಾದ ವಿಚಾರ. national ಸ್ವಾಮೀಜಿ ಗಳು ಕೃಷ್ಣ -ಜನ್ಮಸ್ಥಾನ ಕ್ಕೆ ಟಿಕೆಟ್ ಪಡೆದಂತೆ, ಕೆಲವು ವರ್ಷಗಳ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಎವರ್ -ಹಲ್ಲು -ಕಿಸ್ಸಕ-ಸ್ವಾಮಿ ನಿತ್ಯ-happy-swamy, ಕೃಷ್ಣ-ಜನ್ಮಸ್ಥಾನದ  'ಪ್ರಸಾದ' ಸ್ವೀಕರಿಸಿ ಬಂದಿರುವಂತೆ, ಈಗ ವೇದ ಘೋಷ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುವ , selfie 'Calf -Cattle -Saviour' ಸ್ವಾಮಿ ಇಂದು ಸ್ತ್ರೀ-ಸ್ತ್ರೀ-ಸ್ತ್ರೀ ಸಂಗ ಮಾಡಿ ಕೃಷ್ಣ ನ  ಜನ್ಮಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೆ , 'TICKET ' aka charge sheet, ಪಡೆದು ಧನ್ಯ ರಾಗುವ ಸುಯೋಗ ಒದಗಿ ಬಂದಿದೆ.ಇಂತಹ  ಇಂತಹ ಸ್ತ್ರೀ, ಸ್ತ್ರೀ, ಸ್ತ್ರೀ ಸ್ವಾಮಿಗಳ ಪಾದುಂಗಳಿಗೆ, ರೇಡಿಯೋ -collar ತೊಡಿಸಿದರೆ ಅವರುಗಳ ಆಶ್ರಮದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಲ್ಲ ಕ್ಷಮಿಸಿ ಸಾಮ್ರಾಜ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿ (ಇದು ಸ್ವಾಮಿಗಳೇ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿರುವ terminology!) ಅಂತಪುರದಲ್ಲಿ ತಪ್ಪಸ್ಸಿನ ಮಧ್ಯೆ ಯಾವ ಯಾವ ಮೇನಕೆಯರ ಕಾಟ ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ ತಿಳ್ಯಬಹುದು. ನಮ್ಮ ೧೦೦ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆ ಉಳ್ಳ ಇಲಾಖೆ ಸಹ Chain -Snatchers ಕಡೆ ಗಮನ ಕೊಡಬಹುದು . ನಮ್ಮ calf -loving but women cell hating ಸ್ತ್ರೀ ಸ್ತ್ರೀ ಸ್ತ್ರಿಗಳು ಹೇಳಿರುವಂತೆ ಅವರ ವಿರುದ್ಧ ಮಾತನಾಡುವವರ ಜಾತಿ ಸರಿ ಇಲ್ವಂತೆ, ಅವರ ಸಾಮರಾಜ್ಯ ಕೋಲ್ಕತ್ತಾ ದಲ್ಲಿ , ಬಿಹಾರದಲ್ಲಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಬಲ ಶಾಲಿಯಂತೆ , ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ ದಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾಕೋ ಸಪ್ಪೆಯಂತೆ , ಅವರನ್ನು ಅವರ ಶಿಷ್ಯರು ಕಾಪಾಡಿದರೆ ಇವರು ಒಂದು ಪುಟ್ಟ ಹಸುಳೆಯನ್ನು ಸಹ ಕಾಪಡುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತೆ. ಇವರು ಬೀದಿ -ಬಸವ ಗಳಿಗೆ ಉತ್ತರ ಕೊಡ್ಲ್ವಂತೆ, ಏನಿದ್ರೂ ಸಾಕಿದ  ಹಸುಗಳಿಗೆ ಮಾತ್ರ ಉತ್ತರ ಕೊಡುತ್ತಾರಂತೆ . ಜೈ ಸ್ವಾಮೀಜಿ,  for  doing GENDER BIAS among cattle herd too ಅಂತ ಇಂಗ್ಲೀಷ್ ಮಾಧ್ಯಮದವರು ಗೊಣಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದು ನಮ್ಮ ಸಸು reporter ಕಿವಿಗೂ ಬಿತ್ತಂತೆ.read more

ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ಕಡೆ ಕಲ್ಬುರ್ಗಿ ಅವರ ಜೀವ ಬಲಿ ಪಡೆದ ಮಂದಿ ಯಾಕೋ ಪಾಪ ಭಾಗವನ್ ಎಂಬ  ಸಾಹಿತಿ ಗಳು 'ಸೈತಾನ್ ' ಅಂತ ಹೆಸರು ಬದಲ್ಸಿ ಕೊಳ್ಳಲಿ ಅಂತಾ ಕೂಗುತ್ತಿರುವುದು , ಈ ದೇಶದಾಗೆ ಮುಗಿದು ಹೋದ ವಿಚಾರಗಳನ್ನು ಮತ್ತೆ ತಿದ್ದುವ NURSERY ಘರ್ ವಾಪಸಿ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಶುರು ಆಗಿರುವುದು ಖಾತ್ರಿ ಆಗಿದೆ ಅಂತ ನಮ್ಮ ಸಸು ರಿಪೋರ್ಟರ್ ವರದಿ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದಾರೆ. 

ಹಸು ಇಷ್ಟ ಆದ್ರೆ ಬೀದಿ ಬಸವ ಕಷ್ಟ

POT -HOLES & Baptism  

 

The problem of residents of IT-BT localities is unique you see , the kingly -ring road gets moksha aka baptism from POT-HOLES closing magic wand, but the service roads and ಅಡ್ದ ರಸ್ತೆ  are not lucky to  be baptized! So residents of bengaluru should welcome ramalinga reddy ಗಾರು to their residents for cup of beverage , so that POT -holes baptism happens in quick pace.  read more

  ಕನ್ನಡಾಂಬೆ ನಾಡಿನ ಜಲದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಕಾಳಜಿ ಉಳ್ಳ ನಾಡ ದೇವಿ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ತಮ್ಮ ತಮ್ಮ identity ತೊರೆದು, ಬೀದಿಗೆ ಇಳಿದು  ಪ್ರತಿಭಟಿಸಿದ್ದು ಆಯಿತು. ಇದರ ಮಧ್ಯೆ ಕಪ್ಪು ಚುಕ್ಕೆ ಎಂಬಂತೆ , ಕರಾವಳಿ ಭಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ, ನೀರಸ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯೆ ಅಂತೆ. ಅಲ್ಲ ಮಾರಾಯರೇ ಯಾವುದೊ ದೇವರು-ಧರ್ಮದ ಹೆಸರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಹೆಸರಿನಲ್ಲಿ, ಗಲಭೆಗೆ ಪ್ರೋತ್ಸಾಹ ನೀಡುವ ಮಂದಿ , ತಮ್ಮ ಕುಡಿಯುವ ನೀರಿನ ೭೫ ದಿನಗಳ ಹೋರಾಟಕ್ಕೆ, ರೈತಾಪಿ ಮಂದಿ ಮಾಡಿದ ಹೋರಾಟಕ್ಕೆ ಒಂದು ಸಾಂಕೇತಿಕ ಬೆಂಬಲ ನೀಡಲಾಗದ ಮನಸ್ಥಿತಿ ಯಾರಿಗೂ ಬಾರದಿರಲಿ ಮಾರಾಯ್ರೆ . ಎಲ್ಲ ಮಂದಿ ನಾವಾಯಿತು ನಮ್ಮ ಹೆಂಡರು ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಆಯಿತು ಅಂತ ಬುದ್ಧಿ-ಜೀವಿಗಳಾಗಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟರೆ ಹೇಗೆ ಮಾರಾಯರೇ! ಮೇಕೆ ದಾಟು , ಕಾವೇರಿ, ಕೃಷ್ಣ ಈಗ ಮಹದಯೀ ಯಾವುದೇ ವಿಚಾರದಲ್ಲೂ ಒಂದೇ ರೀತಿ ಸ್ಪಂದಿಸುವ ಹಳೆ-ಮೈಸೂರ್ ಭಾಗದ ಸ್ಪಂದನ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗು ಮಾದ್ರಿ ಈ  ಒಳ್ಳೇದು ಕಣ್ಲೇ , ವಸಿ ಪಸಿ , ಐತೆ ಪೈತೆ ಭಾಷೆ ಮಾತಡುವ ಹೈಕಳು , ಒಂದೇ ನಾಡು ಒಂದೇ ಭಾಷೆ ಅನ್ನೋ ಭಾವನೆ ಹೊಂದಿದ್ರು

ಸಹ, ನೀವು ಅವರನ್ನು 'ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ತುಂಬಿದವರು' ಅನ್ನೋದನ್ನು ಬಿಟ್ಟು, ಬೇರೆ ಭಾಗದಲ್ಲೂ ಅರ್ಥೈಸಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ಅಖಂಡ ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದ ಜೀವಾಳ 'ಕಾವೇರಿ', 'ನೇತ್ರಾವತಿ', 'ಶರಾವತಿ', 'ಕೃಷ್ಣ' ಅನ್ನೋದು ಮನದಟ್ಟು ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ,

ಇಲ್ಲದಿದ್ದರೆ ನಮ್ಮಲ್ಲೂ -ಸ್ವ-ಹಿತಾಸಕ್ತಿ ಉಳ್ಳ  

ಕೆಲವು  ಪುಡಾರಿಗಳು ತಾವು ಮಂತ್ರಿ, ಮುಖ್ಯ ಮಂತ್ರಿ  ಅಧಿಕಾರ ಅನುಭವಿಸಬೇಕು ಅನ್ನೋ ಕಾರಣಕ್ಕೆ ನಮ್ಮಲ್ಲೂ ‘ತೆಲಂಗಾಣ’ ದ ಬೀಜ  ಬಿತ್ತುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಷ್ಟೇ. ನಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾವಿರಾರು ದೇವರು ದಿಂಡರು, ಧರ್ಮ ಆಚರಣೆ ಇವೆ ನಿಜ ಆದರೆ ಕೊಡವ, ತುಳು,ಕೊಂಕಣಿ,ಮೈಸೂರ್ ಕನ್ನಡ ಹುಬ್ಬಳ್ಳಿ ಕನ್ನಡ ಎಲ್ಲಕ್ಕೂ ಲಿಪಿ ನಮ್ಮ ಸುಂದರ ಅ , ಆ , ಇ ಈ ನೆ ತಾನೇ ಗೆಳಯರೇ. ಧರ್ಮ ಜನರನ್ನು ಒಡೆಯುತ್ತದೆ , ಭಾಷೆ ನಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಒಂದುಗೂಡಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ನಿಮಗೆ  ನಾನು Fanatic ರೀತಿ ಅಥವಾ  Regionalism ಪ್ರತಿಪಾದಕನಾಗಿ ಕಂಡರೂ ಸರಿಯೇ . ಏಕಂದರೆ ಭಾರತ ಭಾಷೆಗಳ ಒಂದು ಒಕ್ಕೂಟ ಅನ್ನೋದನ್ನು ಮರೆಯದಿರೋಣ. ಜೈ ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ ಮಾತೆ      

   

Anxiety of Biking, Pillion Rides & Maneka Gandhi statement

It was our college days, I had not got parental approval for owning a Bike, But my cousin a bold & beautiful girl, already had a two-wheeler with her. She had acquired expertise in four wheeler driving too. For me, though elder to her 'Nataraja-Service'  aka Walking and taking in City Public Transportation was only means of commuting. One fine day I had been to my Friend's house situated in her locality on my way back home I met her and she offered me DROP to my place! Those days our world had more of male-chauvinistic outlook, I reluctantly agreed to take drop, Though my "MALE-EGO-INSIDE", prompted me to sit as the rider instead of pillion, but my no first-hand experience of driving such a two-wheeler warned me not to take hasty decision and spoil the macho-man image it was craving for! Finally I took pillion position and safely landed at my house. My adolescence forced me to quickly learn two-wheeler driving and not face embarrassment to MALE- CHAUVINISTIC-EGO operating inside.

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It was my experience, let me quote one more hilarious one from my friend! He had bought a new bike and was slowly learning maneuvering vehicle. The twist here is without having complete expertise in vehicle handling He had stick a sticker saying -- "Macho Chase Me!" my cousin as i told an expert rider, used to overtake him quite often on their way to college! This guy came to me sheepishly and groaned -- " A man, Ask your cousin to drive slowly, definitely she will face a mishap". I laughed and asked him to be a 'Macho' before demanding people to chase him.

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These Incidences came to my mind, When I read our Union Minister, Mrs. Maneka Gandhi, statement on Male-Chauvinistic society. Friends, when we grow up Girls-Boys are equally brilliant in all aspects, but our society puts Female on back foot once they get married isn't it?!

Share your thoughts.............  

          
Here is an incidence of free mongers attitude of few people
Buy One Take One Free Attitude!

Festive seasons are known for discount sales, more than discount sales today we witness 'BUY ONE GET THREE' kind of offers on many dress materials we buy isn't it? More interesting among all this is BUY MOBILE SIM, Get Talk Time free, BUY TEA POWDER get Kilogram SUGAR FREE, Buy RICE, Get Bengal gram FREE in Wednesday Food Bazaars, Buy a Toilet Soap, get one Detergent cake FREE, Buy a Television Get a TAB FREE, BUY a CAR and get a Gold Coin FREE, the list of 'Buy one Get One' goes on and on. On lighter context, the best one is "If you marry Sister, Sister-in-Law is FREE", dialogue the freaky youngsters use in their street talks.

This applies EVEN in case of  many politicians and celebrities who are in limelight and some who have already moved to backdrop. I don't know who introduced this 'BUY ONE GET ONE' concept, definitely it should be an experimental result of Data-Mining and Data Ware-housing done by Food Bazaars and Dress Material Showrooms, who understand the needs of customers very well and change their shelf/rack items as the needs of the seasons change. We can observe all Biscuits, Cakes, Pastries in the same rack in a Big-Shoppe store, which is the best example for Data-Ware housing mechanisms to enhance sales of related products. So, 'Buy One Get One' concept has its origin in Data-Warehousing.  With this prologue let me proceed to 'Buy One Get One' attitude of few opportunistic friends we come across in life! Yeah, Yes the entire build up of this POST, is to narrate a real world incidence of friendship and how some characters take undue advantage of freebies, it brings in! I had a pal who had contacts in Road Transport Organization R.T.O, through which he used to get Driving License without any brokerage commissions. A common friend of mine whom I introduced to this guy, Initially struck a deal for his Driving License, My pal agreed to get it done at Rebated price, But the twist in story is on the day of getting the license test done, He brought his sibling also for the test and asked for 'ONE License Offered, One more FREE!' This is the best example of taking undue advantage of the situation isn't it friends? So, naturally nothing wrong in shops offering 'BUY ONE GET THREE' offers, when our mental make up is meant for the same.

    

About Good Old Days Ganapathi Festival & Money Collection, Read on....

ಗಣಪತಿ ಹಬ್ಬ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಜಾಲಿ ಹಬ್ಬ ಪಡ್ಡೆ ಐಕಳು ಗಳಿಗೆ . ನಮ್ಮ ಪಡ್ಡೆ ಆಟದ ದಿನಗಳು ಇಂದಿಗೂ ನನ್ನ ನೆನಪಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಹಸನಾಗಿದೆ. ನಾನು ಮತ್ತು ನನ್ನ ಚಡ್ಡಿ ದೋಸ್ತ್ ಅಮರ್ & ಹರೀಶ ಹುಂಡಿ ಕುಲುಕುವುದರಲ್ಲಿ ಎತ್ತಿದ ಕೈ. ನಮಗೆ  LINK ROAD Sheshardipuram, ಕಾರ್ಯಸ್ಥಾನ. School ನಿಂದ ಮನೆಗೆ ಬಂದು ಬ್ಯಾಗ್ ಒಂದು ಕಡೆ ಬಿಸಾಕಿ, ಹರೀಶನ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಇಟ್ಟಿರುವ ಮನಿ-ಬಾಕ್ಸ್ aka ಹುಂಡಿ ಕೈಗೆ ತಗೊಂಡು ರೋಡ್ ಗೆ ಇಳಿದ್ರೆ ಆಯಿತು ನೋಡಿ ಝ್ಹಲ್ ಜ್ಹಲ್ ಅಂತ ರೋಡ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಓಡಾಡೋ ಜನಗಳ ತಲೆ ಚಿಟ್ಟು ಹಿಡಿಸಿ ಅವರು ೧೦, ೨೦, ೨೫, ೫೦, maximum ಒಂದು ರೂಪಾಯೀ ನಾಣ್ಯ ಹಾಕಿದಾಗ ಶಬ್ದ ಬಂದ್ ಮಾಡುತಿದ್ದ್ವಿ ! ಆದರೆ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಹೇಳಲೇಬೇಕಾದ ವಿಚಾರ ಅಂದ್ರೆ Initial ಹಣ ಬೀಳುವವರೆಗೂ, ಒಂದೆರಡು ಕಲ್ಲಿನ ಪೀಸ್ ಹಾಕಿ ಕುಲಕಲು ಶುರು ಹಚ್ಚ್ಕೊತ್ತಿದ್ದು ಮಾತ್ರ Ultimate memories of mine.

ಅದೇ ರೀತಿ ನಮ್ಮ ರೋಡ್ನ ದೊಡ್ಡವರು ಕೂಡಿಸುವಾ ಗಣಪತಿಗೆ ಯಾವ ಸಿನಿಮಾ ಸ್ಟಾರ್ orchestra ಗೆ ಬರುತ್ತಾರೆ  ಅಂತ speculate ಮಾಡೋದು, ಪಕ್ಕದ ರೋಡ್ ಹುಡಗರು ಯಾವ ಸ್ಟಾರ್ ಬರುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತ discuss ಮಾಡೋದು ನಮ್ಮ ರೂಟೀನ್ ಅಗಿತ್ತು.
ಈಗ Current trend ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಬರೆಯೋಣ:
ರೋಡ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಹುಂಡಿ ಕುಲುಕುವುದು outdated trend, 'ಈಗ ಚಿಲ್ಲರೆ problem is common'. so all of us deal with ಗರಿ ಗರಿ NOTES. But ನಿಮ್ಮ ಗಾಡಿಗೆ bamboo ಅಡ್ಡ ಹಾಕಿ ಅಥವಾ ಹಗ್ಗ ಅಡ್ಡ ಹಾಕಿ ಗಣೇಶ ರಸೀತಿ ಹಿಡಿದು ವಸೂಲಿ ಮಾಡೋದು ಹೊಸ trendಊ. ಇದರ ಜೊತೆ politicians businessmen ಗಳು ಸ್ಪಾನ್ಸರ್ ಮಾಡೋದು common ಟ್ರೆಂಡ್. ಇಂದು, ಗಣೇಶ ಫೆಸ್ಟಿವಲ್ ರಾಜ್ಯೋತ್ಸವ ಬರುವ ವರೆಗೂ 'ಡೈಲಿ -ಉತ್ಸವ' ಆಗಿ ಆಚರಿಸುವುದು ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ಟ್ರೆಂಡ್.  ಒನ್ More ಟ್ರೆಂಡ್ ಅಂದ್ರೆ all of a sudden ECO -FRIENDLY GANAPATHI ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಭಾಷಣ ಮಾಡುವವರು ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಆಗಿದ್ದಾರೆ,  but during the speech they will use Bisleri, Aquafina or Kinley PLASTIC water bottles !

anyways September ೧೭th ನಮ್ಮ APPS -P.M birthday ನೂ ಹೌದು ಗಣೇಶನ birthday ನು ಹೌದು, coincidentally ನನ್ನ ಬರ್ತ್ಡೇ ನೂ ಹೌದು, Let us Celebrate with slogan, " ಗಣಪತಿ ಬಪ್ಪ ಮೋರಿಯ "
  

On Bengaluru Roads.....True City Makers

City needs differ and changes from decade to decade. Currently garbage disposal in Bengaluru is a hurricane task. The small players who are contributing for the cleanliness of metro cities like Bengaluru are-- RAG-PICKERS. The one team of (approx 60 members) Rag-Pickers of Bengaluru who have migrated from Kolkata, Delhi regions do their bit to clean the city through their innovative Vehicles aka 'Cycle-Rickshaw'. 

On the Hunt.........

  When talked to few of them who do their daily duty on Hesaraghatta main roads revealed that roughly they earn 400-500 rupees a day. The day starts for them early in the morning at 5 a.m and gets over by afternoon by the time sunlight reaches its peak temperature. While majority of them do their HUNTING on Hesaraghatta main road, few innovative minds explore interior localities like Kirloskar Layout, M.H.R layout where B.B.M.P garbage collection system is yet to get streamlined. Overall B.B.M.P alone cannot ensure cleanliness of the city and these IMMIGRANT teams are also doing their 'squirrel-bit' (ಅಳಿಲು ಸೇವೆ ALILU SEVE) in this task.

  LAST SIP

When our New Mayor gets elected is a MIRAGE, 

But These Rag-pickers work is MIRACLE!!!!! Don't you agree?????

Kannada Version of Story......

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Next is The Life Style of Security Guards, Read on...

Today Bangalore is redefining itself with various types of job opportunities. The same old acquire a degree and go for 9-5 Jobs have made way for different roles. Earlier the Security personnel were hired by Governments, Now there is change in this segment with private security agencies taking over the role of appointing security guards at Banks, ATM, Metro Stations, Schools and many public places. How does the life of these guards look like? Here is an information chunk obtained first hand from a private security guard.

A seasoned security guard whom I came across recently is a personality worth mentioning in this  Blog. Now he is in early 70s, and is leading a life of austerity with his better-half expired and has got his 5 daughters married and only son has  also left him helpless at this old-age. This Guard named Venkateshappa is a 'power-house' of energy who can over-come LOAD-SHEDDING of power that is happening in Bangalore City through his energy .

He is employed right now on contract basis @ Vivekananda Vidyavardhaka school premises on Hesaraghatta road. His lifetime highest salary is 15 K (Thousand) and has even worked for a package of  Forty rupees. he has spent his entire life in career of security guard and has got 5 daughters married! Now his son is reluctant to accommodate him in his home at the same time son-in-laws too look for monetary benefits from him. Naturally he has decided to lead a Lonely-Veteran-Life in a hut by cooking his food and being independent. He recollects his younger days when he used to gulp 5-6  Ragi balls (Millet Balls) in one meal. Right now on this outskirts school premises he not only does security-guard duty, but in spare time does gardening in school premises.

 On contrast I have come across a young security guard near my house at an

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ATM counter, who had tried his hands to be an entrepreneur  by running a fast-food restaurant before settling in this MONTHLY-SALARY of 8K job through security-agency which is a booming service industry in Bengaluru Today. Now my brain is recollecting old and gold Kannada adage: "ಕೆಟ್ಟು ಪಟ್ಟಣ ಸೇರು " means what in nutshell. City is a place which gives livelihood for all of us in its own 'IS-STYLE' ಅಂಡ್ IS-Mail.

Post Mortem of Bengaluru Elections

Opinions of Bengaluru NAYAKARU aka Leaders' on verdict for B.B.M.P elections as accumulated by our Breezy Bengaluru correspondent is here:

SHADOW IS LOST NOT IMAGE -SIDDU

I am Karnataka C.M not Bengaluru C.M

SIDDU: The reasons for this debacle is 'UNKNOWN' like ENIGMA I am still pinching my skin to know whether it is nightmare or not, yet we have gained 11 more seats from 2010 Elections, you see I am C.M for 30 districts not only Bengaluru you see, I am a Dhoti-Wala and not PANT-Wala you see, My real IMAGE is in 29 districts and SHADOW is in Bengaluru you see.....

THIS IS TOO BAD BAD BENGALURU....GUYS: Kumaranna

Ever Complaining Kumaranna

You see....'Vote for Corrupt' is my next slogan....,you see people get reelected after scams you see, we will not raise issue of  land grabbers, lake swallowers any more and transform as redefined voice of urban elite who accept brush aside 1000 crores scam to 3000 crores scam but only need GARBAGE- FREE-CITY with Trains, Flights, Electricity, Water 24/7 at their door-steps!!!!! Jai-Urban-Nucleus families

 

BENGALUREANS are SMART you see:  ASHOK

I am Kempe gowda--2015, you seee...

 

You see, Ours is cadre based FUND-Raising party, this time100 investors in our chit fund are given stocks & shares for next 5 Years, you see.... they will get their investment doubled by the end of 5 years you see..., Definitely these shares will not evaporate like BOMBAY SENSEX, NIFTY you see... ,   we will bring MEGA-DEAL-PROJECTS in all wards you see.... Bengaluru citizens are SMART you seeeeee..... our P.M will make Bengaluru also SMART you see......

LAST SIP

Elected members who carry all corporation documents to Home for work from HOME spree are WINNERS, mayors and corporators who transformed themselves from rags to riches are also WINNERS, then who is the loser..... The 50 % Voters who didn't cast their franchise are LOSERS, any doubts?????? 

ಕುರು-Vs ಪಾಂಡವ Debate

ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿಗೆ  ಅಂತು ಇಂತೂ MAYOR ಆದ್ರು ಕಾಂಗೈ ರೆಡ್ಡಿಗಾರು 

ಬಿಜೆಪಿ ಅವರು, 'ಅಂತು ಇಂತೂ ಕುಂತಿ ಪುತ್ರ ಪುತ್ರಿಯರಿಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲ POST' ಅಂದ್ರೆ 

ಕಾಂಗೈ ನವರು, ಬಿಜೆಪಿ ೧೦೦ ಜನ 'ಕುರು' ಪುತ್ರ-ಪುತ್ರಿಯರಿಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲ POST ಅನ್ನ ಬೇಕೇ?

ಕೊನೆಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾರು ಕೌರವರು ಯಾರು ಪಾಂಡವರು 'ಕೆಂಪೇ ಗೌಡ್ರೆ' ಹೇಳಬೇಕು !

FILL UP THE  _________ಡ್ಯಾಶ್  ಅಂದ್ರು OATH ತಗೊಂಡ NEWBIE BBMP ಕಿಡ್ಸು

ಅಂತು ಇಂತೂ 'ಮೆಯು'ವವರು ನಾವೋ ನೀವೋ ಅಂತಾ decide ಆಯಿತು ಅಂದ ನಮ್ಮ ಸಸು REPORTER

Next is about Bangalore in Candle Lights ( Power Shut Down Problem), read on....

Union Govt. has shortlisted SIX Karnataka cities for 'SMART-CITY' makeover, but The capital city of Bengaluru itself is reeling under acute power-shortage as all the Hydro-electricity generating dams have dried up in state.

Get Ready for Four Hours LOAD-SHEDDING: Power (less) Minister 

Govt. has helped citizens to meditate in candle light and enhance concentration by announcing EXTRA hour of load-shedding! Guys and gals who enjoy candle-light dinner at restaurants can now mimic same at Home! Mobile Phones with better back-up are in demand again! whether they have smart-tag associated or not with them! Unfortunately the 'Yaga'/'Yagna' of minister to rain gods has to still give fruits! 

Political Analysts Views ಆನ್ Power Cut .......@ TV Channels

Our senior political analysts have smelled conspiracy behind power-cuts in Prime Time-TV shows! The theory has multiple-angles/dimensions/views, few of them is shared here:

• The Bengaluru- Citizens Voted for opposition LOTUS-Party in BBMP, this is a revenge act it seems
• Power-less-Minister from powerful community is taking revenge on Chief Minister it seems

These are two conspiracy theory floated by a Prime-TV Channel editor who after floating the theory like a small kid utters "IRABAHUDAPPA, Nange Gotilla" (Might be true, I Don't Know) this is what is called in TRUE Kannada as " ADDA GODE MELE DEEPA aka CANDLE...MADGDANGE (ಅಡ್ಡ ಗೋಡೆ ಮೇಲೆ ಕ್ಯಾಂಡಲ್ ಮಡಗಿದಂಗೆ)

Finally if Silicon city is in this state, What about upcoming 'SMART-CITIES'??? Only POWERFUL- POWER-TYCOON ADANI should protect us by bringing in power from Australian coal mines.....

LAST SIP by Numerologists
Change the name of Bengaluru to Power-ooru!

Next read about new elected corporators of Bengaluru......

Mr. & Mrs. Corporators' Spree

Bengaluru Mahanagarapalike (B.B.M.P) Elections is on 22nd August 2015. The Roadshow spree of candidates is in full swing. The uniqueness of this elections is revamping of women reserved constituency has made Mr.Corporators to rope in their 'Mrs' to the election ring! Yeah, It is either Mr or Mrs Fight of Ex-corporators and Ex-Mayors in Bengaluru!! it is now Billionaire Mr & Mrs Mayors of yesterday and Billionaire Mr & Mrs Mayors of tomorrow in the arena.

'No' for Door to Door Campaign 

This time campaign is more of Road shows by top-brass leaders, whose bandwagon travels on streets filled with filthy uncleared garbage and 'SPEAKERS' screaming and promising Garbage free city!! In my locality defending party and competing party candidates both are reluctant to carry out door to door campaigning as my locality houses are facing acute shortage of drinking water supply!!

Vehicle Holiday on Sundays 

Chief Minister of state has announced Vision statement for Smart-City, which speaks about few unique pointers:

• Vehicle Holiday in few of the selected Localities on general holidays and sundays
• A portion of Property tax recovered by corporation to be reserved as your locality development fund
• More than 50 Tender-Sure road and pedestrian development scheme
• Immediate repairing of dug-out roads for projects of water supply board and electricity boards, else culprits are booked and punished  

Bangla Desh Vote Bank 

Redefined Vote banks

 Gone are the days of Hindu, Muslim, Christian vote banks or even Kannada, Tamil, Telugu vote banks, political parties are innovating as per the needs of Silicon-Valley of India in creating International vote banks, yes Bangladesh voters are becoming decisive force in K.R Puram, if the news in Kannada daily has to be believed read the details here!! Truly Bengaluru is developing at least as city with international 'vote banks'. 

 

  

A Day out with Small kids & High school Students

Today, 6 hours or so in school was full of fun for me as a teacher, As I had marathon 5 hours class. My day began with a class to 10th standard children. One student by name Praveen is checking my patience to maximum extent possible by avoiding submission of his activity sheets. I with 'teacher's (false) angry' screamed at him demanding his mother's cell number and uttered, like my teachers used  to do in our school days-- " If you are not interested drop out from school and do some hotch-potch job." But unlike our days' students, he didn't panic, instead murmured quietly "Sir,  ಓದಿ ಉದ್ಧಾರ ಆಗೋಣ ಅಂತ ಇದ್ದೀನಿ ." meaning "sir, I want to become a scholarly person by reading books." I laughed at his words and confidence he has in himself despite not regularly carrying out school chores. This is the experience with the biggest children of school, next experience is worth sharing with you all that is with FIRST standard kids.

I went as alternate teacher for a Music-hour. as I do not know alphabets of  music world, I asked kids to sing songs of their choice! The enthusiasm of kids was overwhelming one boy started with a Kannada movie song of "ಫೋನ್ ಇಲ್ಲ ಮೆಸೇಜ್ ಇಲ್ಲ ನಿಂದು ( Phone illa message illa nindu)..." and went up to "ಅಣ್ಣ ತಮ್ಮ (Anna Tamma).... song of Mrs & Mr. Ramachari."  Next a little girl deviated the flow towards  devotional songs by singing "Vakra Thunda Maha Kaya" as whole class knew this song the whole class stood up to sing this song!!! Next one was by a naughty kid who stood up to sing national anthem! all of a sudden whole class was saluting and singing in chorus Jana Gana Mana............. 

    

funny kids @ schools

 By then I utilized my 15 years of teaching experience to deviate students towards RHYMES (The only songs I also know)! They started in chorus "Jhony Jhony Yes papa Eating sugar...." went on and on to "Twinkle Twinkle Little star" to "Ba Ba Black sheep..." finally I winded up the class with a story of Elephant Crab and Monkey. overall August 20th 2015, was a remarkable one at Vivekananda Vidya Vardhaka Schools, Hesaraghatta Road, Bengaluru.

Friends, Today, my four year daughter DEETYA had MATHS Home work (i.e. to write  numerical 18). I sat with  her to help complete the assignment. She showcased all emotions of Bollywood or Sandalwood movie by the time she could complete the assignment, here is an attempt to share the same with you all.......

Movie Watching = =Home Work completion

Friends, It all started with inaccuracy in her writing compared to her teacher's sample writing. She is hard-core perfectionist at the same time hard-core self-reliant personality at this tender age. So getting the work completed is like dual-edge sword! I can't help her to complete the writing at the same time she wants execute it with picture-perfect execution of Rahul-Dravid's cricketing stroke play.

While the flow of writing is going on smoothly, her attention goes to T.V ads or mood to boast about  her achievements in friends' circle. She requires reassurance every now and then about she is the first in the race of completing the task. Constant pampering at every point telling "You are the Best of the lot in school amongst the crew and your teacher Loves you the most." helped me in getting her hands and pencil move swiftly over the book. 

Bribery & Melodrama for Task

Meanwhile she demands 'Milky-Bar' and 'YouTube' Video rhymes on completion of assignment and continues the task on getting my assurance. Also melodrama of swinging moods of crying, laughing, short story narrations from her end was also part of this Patience-Driven Home work completion. At one juncture I even pampered to 'hyperbolic' extent by condemning her teacher's handwriting as against her stencil work. After all such drama the task could be completed! This made me immediately to take snaps of her Maths-Home work book and write a BLOG to share with you all.

One More Movie

LAST-SIP 

 I had read few days back in leading Kannada Daily Newspaper, that Parents shouldn't be in a hurry to get  the Home work of kids completed, so that they can watch their T.V soap without hindrance. My experience showed me "Getting H.W Done from your kid itself is an Excellent Movie," we should enjoy every bit of it!!!!


Independence Day Celebrations @ our School in Hesaraghatta, read on....

Pyramid formation by children

Revolutionist Sangolli Rayanna Drama team

My school (Vivekananda Vidyavardaka High Schools, Hesaraghatta) kids celebrated 69th Independence Day of our Mother-Land 'Bharat' today. The vigor of kids was amazing and mind blowing. We were witness to their parade, Pyramid formation, Drama and Dance. Please go through snapshots and Video clippings of these events and enjoy........

Our True VIPS for the I-Day witnessing ceremony

Jhanda Hooncha Rahe Hamara

  

Salute to National Flag

Patriotism with Agendas

All of us have our own agenda isn't it? Our Freedom fighters had single point agenda to get FREEDOM. once freedom was sensed it gave rise to POWER-POLITICS, many were in race to Prime Ministerial position. From then onwards single point of agenda to gain INDEPENDENCE has morphed into our own personal agendas opening up. here is a birds eye view of all such HIDDEN-AGENDAS we are operating with:

Journalist/Writer to transform society to Populist Writer

 Journalist is one of the whistle blower role to transform society and to support judiciary to catch culprits of corruptions of many sorts. But recent LOKPAL aka LOKAYUKTA scandals in Karnataka had scribes in the conspiracy to blackmail corrupt Govt. officials. So all professions are meant to make a lucrative career of disproportionate stature.

faces of human

 RTI- ACTIVISTS as part of conspiracy 

Right To Information act is recent phenomenon in our nation. The  act helped to expose many scams in Govt. policies. But the flip side is some R.T.I activists use this to blackmail corrupt officials. One funny incidence a cooperative bank director shared with me is: There bank has few lapse in non-financial i.e administrative policy making. A R.T.I activists with hidden-agenda to contest in That Bank's Board of directors Elections is using the R.T.I information to create havoc amongst current sitting directors. Though the activist claim- His fight is against corrupt system, internally He is eying Director Position!!!

N.G.O Activist in Kidney Sales Racket 

This week news from Bengaluru Daily Newspapers is about NGO activist involved in illegal Kidney sales! So many professions whose main 'MOTTO is SERVICE' are moving in the direction of lucrative business depicts MATERIALISTIC & CONSUMERISM driven 69 Year Old INDEPENDENT INDIA!

LAST SIP

One of my 8th standard student asked me whether Mr. Sundar Pechhai, New CEO of GOOGLE is  highest paid person on mother earth?! rightly so Generation Y kids are looking at future in terms of pay package as the society too is demanding the same from them.  

TRIANGLE with Teacher,Parent & Student Sides

A College or school has three ingredients in academic issues viz. Teachers, Students and Parents. These three sides can make a concrete Geometrical shape called 'Strong-School'. The typical characteristics of these three sides is depicted in this blog, read and enjoy!

Side called: Teachers

We Indians in our culture term teachers as 'GURU' the God of Knowledge, In Modern context all teachers aren't Economically Strong and not all youngsters aspire to be in teaching profession. Most of us are in profession by Chance not Choice.

September 5th is celebrated as Teachers' Day in our Nation. Students at School cadre or College cadre do wish teachers on this day and respect from their heart, which has kept people like me to be in the profession for past One and half decades. 

Now let us come to the reality with which teachers are seen by administrators/management gurus of institutions:

Teachers are considered to be unproductive workers as they do not produce Tonnes of products in a factory floor or fix software bugs that immediately get translated in terms of revenue. so teachers are doing Blah... Blah.. for few hours in classroom and spend time in Coffee shop or Snacks shops in their perspective. A Marketing Manager who brings in revenue in form of NEW-ADMISSIONS to your college is PRODUCTIVE-GO-GETTER for many managements than teacher who shape the students' future. Some student population also treat faculty less competent than themselves as every tutorials is available in GOOGLE or Yahoo search engines. Teachers today in higher education are facing challenge of doing research and winning patents and grants to their institute thus indirectly getting revenue! so teaching is secondary role today earning revenue to the institution is primary role, after all today every thing is REVENUE-MODEL not Value-Addition Model.

Side Called: Students 

Students are today Customers for our institutions. Customer delight is what all are speaking about. Students who join a technical education course like Engineering with high aspirations in first year soon starts realizing more than Teacher the campus placement officer who helps them to get recruited to Big Blue-Chip IT Firms or M.N.C is more Valuable resource for them. So, by the time student graduates HR-Campus placement officer is 'GOD' for them. We cannot blame them the REVENUE-MODEL Demands them to be in Job Market by the completion of course. once the student gets placed in a company from campus-interview, he/she is like ANGEL to God.

Side Called: Parents

Parents have wide array of characteristics. Some parents would have entrusted their unrealized DREAMS on their kids shoulders to realize, Others would have toiled day in day out to help their wards to realize their individual goals, Some parents would have admitted kids based on peer and contemporary social pressures. One thing is in common all want to see their Kids come out with flying colors.

friends having said this, recently i was part of a rural-school parent-teacher meeting for the first time in my life time in teacher's role and could realize the efforts our rural and suburb citizens are putting to educate their kids that too in 10th Standard which is considered by many in Indian context as TURNING-POINT of a student's life. Finally I conclude an Equilateral Triangle of Student, Parent and Teacher is the need for an efficient Teaching-Learning process.    

  

      
Next is about  Sports Meet @ Vivekananda Vidhyavardhaka Schools Hesaraghatta 

Boys playing Volleyball

School and Sports are two sides of same coin. Our Hesaraghatta Children participated enthusiastically in Cluster level sports held at Vivekananda Vidyavaradhaka High school grounds. 

Kids from 7 Schools in Hesarghatta cluster participated. Amongst which Children of Govt Model Schools, T.B Cross rocked the show in Kabaddi and Kho-Kho, proving the mettle of Govt. schools in DESI-SPORTS. Overall children had best memories to carry with them. Other schools apart from Host Vivekananda schools that took part in tourney are: Jyothi Vidayalaya, National Public Schools, Gnanabharthi School, HSLN School and St. ANN'S School. Pictures captured in my camera are shared here for you all who might be from Bengaluru or Hesaraghatta in particular.

  

Kushal kumar with his Kabaddi coach Sri. Raghu

Kho-Kho team