Post Mortem of Bengaluru Elections

Opinions of Bengaluru NAYAKARU aka Leaders' on verdict for B.B.M.P elections as accumulated by our Breezy Bengaluru correspondent is here:

SHADOW IS LOST NOT IMAGE -SIDDU

I am Karnataka C.M not Bengaluru C.M

SIDDU: The reasons for this debacle is 'UNKNOWN' like ENIGMA I am still pinching my skin to know whether it is nightmare or not, yet we have gained 11 more seats from 2010 Elections, you see I am C.M for 30 districts not only Bengaluru you see, I am a Dhoti-Wala and not PANT-Wala you see, My real IMAGE is in 29 districts and SHADOW is in Bengaluru you see.....

THIS IS TOO BAD BAD BENGALURU....GUYS: Kumaranna

Ever Complaining Kumaranna

You see....'Vote for Corrupt' is my next slogan....,you see people get reelected after scams you see, we will not raise issue of  land grabbers, lake swallowers any more and transform as redefined voice of urban elite who accept brush aside 1000 crores scam to 3000 crores scam but only need GARBAGE- FREE-CITY with Trains, Flights, Electricity, Water 24/7 at their door-steps!!!!! Jai-Urban-Nucleus families

 

BENGALUREANS are SMART you see:  ASHOK

I am Kempe gowda--2015, you seee...

 

You see, Ours is cadre based FUND-Raising party, this time100 investors in our chit fund are given stocks & shares for next 5 Years, you see.... they will get their investment doubled by the end of 5 years you see..., Definitely these shares will not evaporate like BOMBAY SENSEX, NIFTY you see... ,   we will bring MEGA-DEAL-PROJECTS in all wards you see.... Bengaluru citizens are SMART you seeeeee..... our P.M will make Bengaluru also SMART you see......

LAST SIP

Elected members who carry all corporation documents to Home for work from HOME spree are WINNERS, mayors and corporators who transformed themselves from rags to riches are also WINNERS, then who is the loser..... The 50 % Voters who didn't cast their franchise are LOSERS, any doubts?????? 

ಕುರು-Vs ಪಾಂಡವ Debate

ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿಗೆ  ಅಂತು ಇಂತೂ MAYOR ಆದ್ರು ಕಾಂಗೈ ರೆಡ್ಡಿಗಾರು 

ಬಿಜೆಪಿ ಅವರು, 'ಅಂತು ಇಂತೂ ಕುಂತಿ ಪುತ್ರ ಪುತ್ರಿಯರಿಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲ POST' ಅಂದ್ರೆ 

ಕಾಂಗೈ ನವರು, ಬಿಜೆಪಿ ೧೦೦ ಜನ 'ಕುರು' ಪುತ್ರ-ಪುತ್ರಿಯರಿಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲ POST ಅನ್ನ ಬೇಕೇ?

ಕೊನೆಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾರು ಕೌರವರು ಯಾರು ಪಾಂಡವರು 'ಕೆಂಪೇ ಗೌಡ್ರೆ' ಹೇಳಬೇಕು !

FILL UP THE  _________ಡ್ಯಾಶ್  ಅಂದ್ರು OATH ತಗೊಂಡ NEWBIE BBMP ಕಿಡ್ಸು

ಅಂತು ಇಂತೂ 'ಮೆಯು'ವವರು ನಾವೋ ನೀವೋ ಅಂತಾ decide ಆಯಿತು ಅಂದ ನಮ್ಮ ಸಸು REPORTER

Next is about Bangalore in Candle Lights ( Power Shut Down Problem), read on....

Union Govt. has shortlisted SIX Karnataka cities for 'SMART-CITY' makeover, but The capital city of Bengaluru itself is reeling under acute power-shortage as all the Hydro-electricity generating dams have dried up in state.

Get Ready for Four Hours LOAD-SHEDDING: Power (less) Minister 

Govt. has helped citizens to meditate in candle light and enhance concentration by announcing EXTRA hour of load-shedding! Guys and gals who enjoy candle-light dinner at restaurants can now mimic same at Home! Mobile Phones with better back-up are in demand again! whether they have smart-tag associated or not with them! Unfortunately the 'Yaga'/'Yagna' of minister to rain gods has to still give fruits! 

Political Analysts Views ಆನ್ Power Cut .......@ TV Channels

Our senior political analysts have smelled conspiracy behind power-cuts in Prime Time-TV shows! The theory has multiple-angles/dimensions/views, few of them is shared here:

• The Bengaluru- Citizens Voted for opposition LOTUS-Party in BBMP, this is a revenge act it seems
• Power-less-Minister from powerful community is taking revenge on Chief Minister it seems

These are two conspiracy theory floated by a Prime-TV Channel editor who after floating the theory like a small kid utters "IRABAHUDAPPA, Nange Gotilla" (Might be true, I Don't Know) this is what is called in TRUE Kannada as " ADDA GODE MELE DEEPA aka CANDLE...MADGDANGE (ಅಡ್ಡ ಗೋಡೆ ಮೇಲೆ ಕ್ಯಾಂಡಲ್ ಮಡಗಿದಂಗೆ)

Finally if Silicon city is in this state, What about upcoming 'SMART-CITIES'??? Only POWERFUL- POWER-TYCOON ADANI should protect us by bringing in power from Australian coal mines.....

LAST SIP by Numerologists
Change the name of Bengaluru to Power-ooru!

Next read about new elected corporators of Bengaluru......

Mr. & Mrs. Corporators' Spree

Bengaluru Mahanagarapalike (B.B.M.P) Elections is on 22nd August 2015. The Roadshow spree of candidates is in full swing. The uniqueness of this elections is revamping of women reserved constituency has made Mr.Corporators to rope in their 'Mrs' to the election ring! Yeah, It is either Mr or Mrs Fight of Ex-corporators and Ex-Mayors in Bengaluru!! it is now Billionaire Mr & Mrs Mayors of yesterday and Billionaire Mr & Mrs Mayors of tomorrow in the arena.

'No' for Door to Door Campaign 

This time campaign is more of Road shows by top-brass leaders, whose bandwagon travels on streets filled with filthy uncleared garbage and 'SPEAKERS' screaming and promising Garbage free city!! In my locality defending party and competing party candidates both are reluctant to carry out door to door campaigning as my locality houses are facing acute shortage of drinking water supply!!

Vehicle Holiday on Sundays 

Chief Minister of state has announced Vision statement for Smart-City, which speaks about few unique pointers:

• Vehicle Holiday in few of the selected Localities on general holidays and sundays
• A portion of Property tax recovered by corporation to be reserved as your locality development fund
• More than 50 Tender-Sure road and pedestrian development scheme
• Immediate repairing of dug-out roads for projects of water supply board and electricity boards, else culprits are booked and punished  

Bangla Desh Vote Bank 

Redefined Vote banks

 Gone are the days of Hindu, Muslim, Christian vote banks or even Kannada, Tamil, Telugu vote banks, political parties are innovating as per the needs of Silicon-Valley of India in creating International vote banks, yes Bangladesh voters are becoming decisive force in K.R Puram, if the news in Kannada daily has to be believed read the details here!! Truly Bengaluru is developing at least as city with international 'vote banks'.