Weekly Bangalore News Updates: 1st May to 6th May

King of All Times Unbeaten Record Continues

ಕಿಂಗ್ ಆಫ್ ಗುಡ್ ಟೈಮ್ಸ್ ತಂಡ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನ ಚಿನ್ನಸ್ವಾಮಿ ಸ್ಟೇಡಿಯಂ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಮ್ಯಾಚ್ ಗೆಲ್ಲೋದು ಈ ನಡುವೆ ಮರೆತೇ ಹೋಗಿರುವಾಗ, ಅವರ ಮಾಜಿ ಯಜಮಾನರು 'ಮದ್ಯ-ದೊರೆ' ಗಳು ರಿಮೋಟ್  ಕಂಟ್ರೋಲ್ ನಲ್ಲೆ ನಮೋ ಅಣ್ಣನ ತಂಡವನ್ನು ಬ್ಯಾಂಕರ್ಸ್ ತಂಡವನ್ನು ZUUI ,ZUUI ,ZUUI ಅಂತ ಫಾರ್ಮುಲಾ ಒನ್ RACER ಸ್ಪೀಡ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ BATTING ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಇದ್ರೆ. ಈ ಕಡೆ ಗೇಲ್ ಬ್ಯಾಟಿಂಗ್ ಮರ್ತಿರ್ರೋ ಸ್ಟೈಲ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಸೈಕಲ್  ಹೊಡಿತಿದ್ದ್ರೆ, ಅವರ ಪುಟಾಣಿ ಮಗಳು ನನಗೆ ಮಲ್ಯ ಅಂಕಲ್ ಕಾರ್ ಬೇಕೂ ನಿನ್ನ ಸೈಕಲ್ ಬೇಡಪ್ಪ ಅಂತ ರಚ್ಚೆ ಹಿಡಿದು, ಕುಳಿತಿದ್ದಾಳೆ ಅಂತಾ WEST -INDIES ಪ್ರತಿನಿಧಿ, 'BREEZY BENGALURU' ಗೆ ವರದಿ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದಾರೆ.
ನಮ್ಮ Virtual -Cricketer, King ಆಫ್ all Times, ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಒಳ್ಳೇ ಕುದುರೆ ಸಾಕಿ ಪಳಗಿ, ನಂತರ ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಒಳ್ಳೆ ರೇಸರ್ ಗಳನ್ನು ಸಾಕಿ ಪಳಗಿ, ನಂತರ ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಒಳ್ಳೆ Batsmen ಗಳನ್ನೂ ಸಾಕಿ ಸಲುಹಿ. ಈಗ Barristers aka Advocate ಗಳನ್ನು ಸೇರಿಸಿ ಒಂದು ದೊಡ್ಡ 'ರಾಯಲ್ ಅಡ್ವೋಕೇಟ್ ರ್ಸ್' Team ಫಾರಂ ಮಾಡಿ ಇಂಡಿಯನ್ Govt. ಮೇಲೆ ಕೌಂಟರ್-ಅಟ್ಯಾಕ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಇದ್ರೆ, ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ small -scale -defaulters ಮಾತ್ರ , Recovery-Officers ಗೆ ಭಯ ಬಿಳೋದು ನೋಡಿ, ನಮ್ಮ ೨೪/೭ ಮಲ್ಯರ ಶಾಪ್ ನಲ್ಲೆ ಕಾಲದೂಡುವ 'ವಾಟ್ಸೇ ' ಎಂಬ ದೈರ್ಯ ಶಾಲಿ , ಇದ್ದರೆ ನಮ್ಮ 'King of Good Times'ತರಾ,ಇರಬೇಕು ಅಂತಾ adarasha bar ನಲ್ಲಿ ಹೇಳಿಕೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದ್ದು, ನಮ್ಮ 'BREEZY BENGALURU' ರಿಪೋರ್ಟರ್ ವರದಿ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದಾರೆ.Read King of All times story

Adarsha Builders Smashed By Justice Team      

Next Let us move onto 'Adarsha Builders' team. A team that is made of strongest construction material had built Adarsha Apartments in Mumbai. Now this team which was going strong like Chennai-Superkings of previous IPL episodes, is defeated humiliatingly by Team of Justice. The Best part of this team is having a name called 'ADARSHA' aka (Moralistic values) getting involved in misusing Flats allotted for Widows of Defense Personnel shows Max-Fixing, Spot-Fixing, Umpire-Fixing is common in I.P.L aka Indian Political League!

Adarsha or 'Immoral' read on....

Agusta Westland Players & U.P.A Team

This team is star studded with foreign players in lead roles and similar to the BOFORS team of yester years, the team also has players from ITALY. This team is also known to play in War field with Choppers like its previous counterpart which used play with WAR-TANKERS. The Franchisee of U.P.A team has got kickback to purchase low quality playing equipment through their Foreign Players!

Challenge For 'Match referee' MODIJI, read on

Challenge For Umpires of NDA
The Field Umpires, Third Umpires and Match Referee are thriving hard to handle these notorious teams of Indian Political League and get the credit from audience/crowd and I.P.L- Fans, that they are best ones in organizing and conducting matches between the most notorious teams of Nation.           

Chemistry Question Paper Racket Kingpin  Arrested 

ಮೇ , ೧ ಕಾರ್ಮಿಕ ದಿನಾಚರಣೆ , ಈ ಬಾರಿ ಭಾನುವಾರ ಬಂದಿತ್ತು , ನಮ್ಮ Working class, 'We Missed one general holiday' ಅಂತಾ ಕೈ ಕೈ ಹಿಸುಕಿ ಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದು ಸತ್ಯ. ಈ ವಾರದ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನ biggest news ಅಂದ್ರೆ, ಅರೆಸ್ಟ್ ಆಫ್ ಶಿವಕುಮಾರ್ aka ಗೂರುಜಿ ಎಂಬ 'ಕಿಂಗಪಿನ್' ಆಗಿದ್ದ  ಮನುಷ್ಯ , P. U. C ಕೆಮಿಸ್ಟ್ರಿ question paper scandal ನಲ್ಲಿ. ಇವನ ಬಂಧನ ಒಂದು construction site ನಲ್ಲಿ ಅಗಿದ್ದು. ಈತನಿಗೆ question ಪೇಪರ್ leaking ಹಾಬಿ ಜೊತೆ ಡಜನ್ ಗಟ್ಟಲೆ ಗರ್ಲ್ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್ಸ್ ಖಯಾಲಿ ಬೇರೆ ಅಂತೆ. . ಈತ ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಫೋನ್ ಉಪಯೋಗಿಸದ ಕಾರಣ, ಇವನ ಅರೆಸ್ಟ್ ಮಾಡೋಕೆ C.I.D ಪೋಲಿಸ್ ಬಹಳ ಬೆವರು ಇಳಿಸಬೇಕಾಗಿ ಬಂದಿದ್ದು ಮಾತ್ರ ದೊಡ್ಡ ವಿಚಾರವೇ. ಇವನನ್ನು ಟ್ರ್ಯಾಪ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದೂ ಸಹ ಅವನ ಹೆಂಗಳ್ಯೆರ ಫೋನ್ ನಂಬರ್ ಮೂಲಕ ಅಂದ್ರೆ, 'ಪ್ರತಿ ಒಂದು ಗಂಡಸಿನ ಅಬಿವೃದ್ದಿ ಗೂ ಅಧಪತನಕ್ಕೂ' WOMEN ಕಾರಣ ಅನ್ನೋದು ಮಹಾಭಾರತ, ರಾಮಾಯಣ ಕಾಲದಿಂದಲೂ ಇಲ್ಲಿಯ ತನಕ prove ಆಗುತ್ತಾ ಬಂದಿದೆ. ಈತ Question Paper ಅನ್ನು 'ಟೊಮೇಟೊ' ಕೋಡ್ ವರ್ಡ್ (Tomato Code Word ) ಬಳಸಿ , 'For One Kilo So Many I. N. R (rupees ) ಅಂತಾ ಸೇಲ್  ಮಾಡುತಿದ್ದನಂತೆ! ಈಗ ಆತ  ಪೋಲಿಸ್ ಗಳ  Guest.

DEMOLISH ENCROACHED BUILDINGS IN LAKE AREA : HIGH COURT 
ಈ ವಾರದ ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ಮೇಕಿಂಗ್ NEWS ಅಂದ್ರೆ, ನ್ಯಾಯಾಲಯ Mantri Developers ಮತ್ತು ಇತರೆ  Builders S. E. Z (Special Economic Zone ) ಹೆಸರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಆಕ್ರಮಿಸಿದ್ದ ಕೆರೆ (Lake ) ಜಾಗವನ್ನು ತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವ ಆದೇಶ ಹೊರಡಿಸಿದೆ. ಈ ಆದೇಶದಿಂದ ಸುಮಾರು ೯೩ Ninety Three ಕೆರೆಗಳಿಗೆ ಜೀವಾಳ ಬರಬಹುದು ಎಂದು T.O .I (ಟೈಮ್ಸ್ ಆಫ್ ಇಂಡಿಯಾ ) ವರದಿ ಮಾಡಿದೆ. Prof.T.V ರಾಮಚಂದ್ರ ,ಎಂಬ I.I.Sc ಅಧ್ಯಾಪಕರು ಸಲಿಸಿದ್ದ ವರದಿ ಮೇಲೆ ಹೈ ಕೋರ್ಟ್ ಈ ಆದೇಶ ನೀಡಿದೆ. ರಾಜ್ಯ ಸಭಾ ಸದಸ್ಯರಾದ , ರಾಜೀವ್ ಚಂದ್ರಶೇಕರ್ ಸಹ ಈ Save Lakes of Bangalore ಅಭಿಯಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಕ್ರಿಯವಾಗಿ ಭಾಗಿಯಾಗಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ಒಂದು ಕಾಲದಲ್ಲಿ 'Pensioners Paradise ' ಎನಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಮುಖ್ಯ ಕಾರಣ ಈ ಕೆರಗಳು ಇಂದು ಟೆಕ್ನಾಲಜಿ ಪಾರ್ಕ್ ಹೆಸರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆರಯ Buffer ಸ್ಪೇಸ್ ಅನ್ನು ಈ Builders ಆಕ್ರಮಿಸಿರೋದು ಅಕ್ಷಮ್ಯ ಅಪರಾಧವೇ ಸರಿ. Finally Bangalore  Lakes are getting Revived ಅನ್ನೋದೇ ಖುಶಿ ವಿಚಾರ.
Lakes Encroachment by Land sharks read ....

SINGLE ENTRANCE EXAMS FOR ENTIRE NATION : SUPREME COURT 
ಇನ್ನು ಎಜುಕೇಶನ್ ವಿಭಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ, ಕೊನೆಗೂ ನಮ್ಮ P.U.C ಮಕ್ಕಳು C.E.T -Common Entrance Test ಬರೆದರು. ಈ ಸಲ Chemistry Exams ಮೂರು ಸಲ ಬರೆಯುವ ಭಾಗ್ಯ ಅವರದಾಗಿತ್ತು, ಕಾರಣ -ಗುರೂಜಿ ಶಿವಕುಮಾರ್ ಎಂಬ Scam Kingpin ನ 'ಟೊಮೇಟೊ-sales ' aka question ಸೇಲ್ಸ್ racket. ಸುಪ್ರೀಂ ಕೋರ್ಟ್ ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ಆದೇಶ ಹೊರಡಿಸಿದೆ ಅದರ ಪ್ರಕಾರ ಇನ್ನು ಮುಂದೆ ಪ್ರೈವೇಟ್ -institutes ತಮ್ಮದೇ Entrance Exams (medical & engineering ಗೆ ) ಮಾಡುವಂತೆ ಇಲ್ಲಾ. ಇದೊಂದು ನಿಜವಾಗಿಯೂ ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಬೆಳವಣಿಗೆ.  'One Common Entrance Exams for whole Nation' is what we are heading towards ನಿಜವಾಗಿ ಒಂದು ಒಳ್ಳೆ ನಿರ್ಧಾರ.   
    Single Entrance Exam read on...

METRO TRAIN COMES TO HALT                
ಕೊನೆಗೂ ಫಸ್ಟ್ Phase of  ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು  ಮೆಟ್ರೋ -ನಮ್ಮ ಮೆಟ್ರೋ ನವೆಂಬರ್ ೧ ಕ್ಕೆ ಕಂಪ್ಲೀಟ್ ಆಗುವ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಲಕ್ಷಣಗಳು ಕಾಣುತ್ತಿವೆ. ಈ ಮಧ್ಯೆ ಮೈಸೂರ್ ರೋಡ್ ಕಬ್ಬನ್ ಪಾರ್ಕ್ ಮೆಟ್ರೋ ದಾರಿ ಮಧ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಟ್ಟು ನಿಂತ ನ್ಯೂಸ್ ಸಹ ಬಂದಿದೆ   
Namma Metro Train First Hiccup  ಓದಿ. ....

SUMMER SHOWERS COOLS  down Bangalore 

ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ಈ ಬಾರಿ ೪೦ (forty degree temperature ) ಅನುಭವಿಸಿ , ಚೆನ್ನೈ ಗೆ ಕಾಂಪಿಟಿಷನ್ ನೀಡಿದ್ದು ಸುಳ್ಳಲ್ಲ. ಆದ್ರೆ ಎರಡು ದಿನಗಳಿಂದ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿಗೆ ಭರಣಿ ಮಳೆ ಬಂದು ಜೀವ ಭೂಮಿಯನ್ನು ತಂಪು ಮಾಡಿದೆ.
ಮತ್ತೆ ಸಿಗೋಣ ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ವೀಕ್ಲಿ updates ಹೊಂದಿಗೆ ಮುಂದಿನ ವಾರ ......
  Rain Water in Metro Station...read on
Mercury level dips read on...

The Next one is about Rainy Days of Karnataka & Bangalore.........

Drench in rain is a special effect in everybody's lifetime. Here are discrete incidences of my firsthand experience in Monsoon days of Karnataka. Let me put it across to your gadgets straightaway....

Teenage Biking on a Rainy Day @ Bangalore 

Teenage is meant for Bike-Rides to outskirts of cities or countryside. I was part of a team that used to celebrate Birthdays in Bengaluru outskirt 'DHABBAS'. 20 odd members after having a birthday bash of a pal were about to get back to home. Myself being a proud-owner of SUZUKI-SAMURAI- 'The No problem Bike' of those days! was having two pillion riders and rain-god started showering blessings to all of us! Myself in no mood to stop the ride and being also a 'Short-sighted EYES Owner', continued the ride and literally had to collide to footpath @ Junction separating Road leading to Rajajinagar  and one more leading to Yeshwantpur near Yeshwantpur Railway stations Bangalore. Luckily The Eye-sight wasn't that bad without spectacles I could somehow manage to escape the mishap!

Rainy Day in Bangalore

Coastal Rain Lash in Udupi, Karnataka

I had not witnessed Coastal Indian Rain first hand   as  resident until I started working  at Manipal, Udupi. I had given my four-wheeler for service and a colleague of mine had taken me on his two-wheeler to the Service-Station for delivery of my vehicle..... On the way we were caught in such a heavy rains I cannot forget even today. In between I have witnessed such rains at Kapu Beach in Udupi District Karnataka and Surtakal Beach Mangaluru, Karnataka. Even in rains I used to go for jogging to End-Point of Manipal, a Scenic beauty which was my sole companion in my bad days.

End Point Manipal

The most remarkable rains I got drenched was when I had to take up an Interview at Manipal Institute of Technology for a faculty position which anyway became a mirage for me!  Finally I learnt why Rain-sheets and umbrella are best companions for Coastal people of Karnataka, when I had to do two months up and down from Udupi to Mangaluru!

Rainy Drive from Madhugiri Monolithic Hills, Tumkuru

It was heavy rain lashing day I was in Madhugiri-Tumkur state highway, The rain god showered to such an extent that my vehicle battery went for a toss! I had to park my vehicle which abruptly stopped without responding to it's ignition key stroke and came to 'HALT' on the road. The heavy rains made me to spend entire night within the cab on roadside until dawn of next day. Rains make Duet-Scenes in Bollywood and sandal wood movies, but for a common man struck outside their own territory, Rain teaches various lessons apart from Romantic-Mood, Hope you all agree with me....

Experience @ Rehabilitation Center of Bangalore: kannada Write-up

ಯಾರಿಗೂ ಬೇಡವಾದವರು, ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇಕಾದವರು

Rehabilitation-centre ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಷಾರ್ಟ್-form nalli ‘REHAB’ ಅಂತ, ಕನ್ನಡ ದಲ್ಲಿ ಪುನರ್ವಸತಿ ಕೇಂದ್ರ ಅಂತಾ, ಇಲ್ಲಿಗೆ ಬರುವ ನಾನಾ ರೀತಿ ಹೃದಯಗಳಲ್ಲಿ, DRUG-ADDICTION ಮತ್ತು ANGER-MANAGEMENT ನಲ್ಲಿ ಬುಕ್ ಆದ ಮಂದಿ maximum ಯುವಕರು, ಎಳೆ ಹುಡಗರು ಮತ್ತು ಹುಡಿಗಿರು. ಇನ್ನೂ 40 ರ  ಆಸುಪಾಸಿನ ಹೃದಯಗಳು ಹೊರಗಡೆ ಇದ್ದ್ರೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ತಲೆ-ನೋವು ಒಳಗೆ (REHAB) ಇದ್ದ್ರೆ ಕಮ್ಮಿ ನಷ್ಟ to ಮನ್ಯೆವರಿಗೆ ಅನ್ನೋ SINGLE-POINT AGENDA ದಾಗೆ ಒಳಗೆ ಬಂದವರು. ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ವರ್ಗ ಅವರು 18-80 ವಯ್ಸಿನ್ನ ಮಂದಿ ‘MENTALLY-UNSTABLE’ ಅನ್ನೋ ಕಾರಣಕ್ಕೆ ಮನೆ ಮಂದಿ ಅವರನ್ನು ನಿಭಾಯ್ಸೀಲು ಆಗದೆ ಅಥವಾ ನಿಭಾಯ್ಸಿಯಲು ಮನಸ್ಸು ಇಲ್ಲದೆ ‘REHAB’ ಎಂಬ  sophisticated-ಸೆರೆಮನೆ (without big punishment of ಪರಪ್ಪನ ಅಗ್ರಹಾರ) ಗೆ  ಸೇರಿಸಿರುತ್ತಾರೆ.    ನಾವು ಪ್ರತಿ ಒಂದು ವರ್ಗದಿಂದ character ತಗೊಂಡ್ಡೂ, ಈ ಲೇಖನದ ಪಯಣ ಬೆಳಿಸೋಣ, ಬಾಯ್ಸ್ –ಗಾಲ್ಸ್. Hope you are with me:

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ನಿನ್ನ ತಂದೆ-ತಾಯಿ ಜೊತೆ ಮಾತು ಆಡೋಕೆ PHONE ಇಲ್ಲ, T.V REMOTE ಕೈನಲ್ಲಿ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಅಡಿಕ್ಟ್ ಆಗಿರುವ GRASS ಅತ್ಲಾಗೆ ಹೋಗ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು CIGARETTE ಸಹ ಇಲ್ಲಾ, ಪ್ರೀತಿಸಿದ ಹುಡ್ಗಿ ಸಹ MOBILE ನಲ್ಲಿ-ಇಲ್ಲಾ, ಇದರ ಪರಿಣಾಮ ಅನ್ನೋ REPERCUSSION ಏನಿರಬಹುದು? ಅಂತೀರಾ!

ಆ ಹುಡುಗ ಕಣ್ಣೀರು ಹಾಕಿ ಸುಮ್ನೆ ಕೂರಲ್ಲ, ತನ್ನ ಕೈ ಅನ್ನು BLADE ಇಲ್ಲ್ಡಿದ್ರೆ WHAT-APP? TOOTH-PASTE backside folding ಯೂಸ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಕೈ-ಕುಯ್ದು ಕೊಂಡು ATTENTION-GRAB ಮಾಡ್ತಾನೆ, THIS IS COMMON-STYLE of BLACK-MAIL among YOUTH who are ADDICTED. ಈ ಹುಡುಗರ ಮೊಣಕೈ ಭಾಗ (FOREHAND) ಒಮ್ಮೆ ನೋಡಿದ್ರೆ ಇವರೇನೂ ಹೊಸ ತರಹ ROWDISIM ನಲ್ಲಿ ಇದ್ದವರಾ?! ಅನ್ನೋ ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆ ಮೂಡೋದು ಸಹಜ. ALL THESE KIDS PROUDLY TELL— ‘WE ARE HERE FOR ANGER-MANAGEMENT.’ ತಾವು ಆಕಶ್ದಾಗಿನ SUN-MOON-STAR ಯಾವುದನ್ನು ಸಹ BLADE-EDGE ನಲ್ಲಿ ತರ್ಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳೋ ಬಲ್ಲ ಶಕ್ತಿ-ಶಾಲಿ ಅನ್ನೋ ಧೈರ್ಯ ಇವತ್ತಿನ ‘EK-LOTA PUTUR-PUTRI’ ಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಮೂಡುವಂತೆ ಮಾಡಿರುವುದು PARENTS ಅಲ್ಲದೇ ಬೇರೆ ಯಾರು ಅಲ್ಲಾ ಅನ್ನೋದು ಸ್ಪಟಿಕ-ಸ್ಪಷ್ಟ. ಅವರು, ಮಕ್ಕಳು ತಮ್ಮ OFFICE & LIFESTYLE ಮಧ್ಯೆ KABAB-Main-ADDI ಆಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಸಾಕು ಅಂತಾ ಕೇಳಿ-ಕೇಳಿದಾ GADGETS, TOYS ಕೊಡಿಸ್ಸಿ ಈ ಪರಿಸ್ಥಿತಿ ತಾವೇ ಮೈ ಮೇಲೆ ಎಳದುಕೊಂಡಿರುವುದು CRYSTAL-CLEAR.              

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ಇದು ಸಹ ಯುವತಿ ಒಬ್ಬರ ಸ್ಟೋರಿ. ಈಕೆ ADOPTED daughter for her PARENTS. All of a sudden incidence has brought her to REHABILITATION centre. ತಮ್ಮ ADOPTED-ಮಗಳು ತಮ್ಮ RELATIVES  ಮದುವೆಗೆ ಬರೋದು ಬೇಡ ಅನ್ನೋ ಕಾರಣದಿಂದ CENTRE ಸೇರಿ ಅದ್ದನ್ನೇ ಮನೇ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡಿರುವ ಹುಡಿಗಿ. ಈಕೆ ಸಹ ಸಾಕಷ್ಟು ಸಲ FOREHAND-SLIT attempts for suicide ಮಾಡಿರುವ ಜೀವವೇ. ಆದರೂ ಇದ್ದಲ್ಲೆ ನಗು ಹರಡುವ ಈ ಹುಡಿಗಿ ಇಂಟರೆಸ್ಟಿಂಗ್ character. ಪುಟ್ಟ ಹುಡುಗ್ರ ಜೊತೆ ಟಪ್ಪನ್-ಗುಚ್ಚಿ ಡಾನ್ಸ್ ಆಡುತ್ತಾ ಖುಷಿ ಪಡುವ ಈ ಹುಡುಗಿ ರೀತಿ ಇನ್ನೂ ಎಷ್ಟೂ ಹೃದಯ್ಗಳು ಇದ್ದಲ್ಲೆ SWITZERLAND ಸೃಷ್ಟಿ ಮಾಡಿವಿಯೋ ನಾ ಕಾಣೇ. ಅದೇ ರೀತಿ ನನ್ನ ಜೊತೆ ದಿನ ನಿತ್ಯ LIBRARYಲೀ NEWS-PAPER ಓದಲು ಹಾಜರ್ ಆಗುತಿದ್ದ ಒಬ್ಬಾಕೆ caricature ಆರ್ಟಿಸ್ಟ್ ಸಹ ಆಗಿದ್ದಾರೆ.

     

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SENSE OF HUMOR ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಈ ಎರಡು characters ನನಗೆ ಸದಾ ನೆನಪಿಗೆ ಬರುತ್ತಾರೆ. 40 ಪ್ಲಸ್ ನಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಇಬ್ಬರಲ್ಲಿ, ಒಬ್ಬರು, IPL ನಲ್ಲಿ ಬೆಟ್ಟಿಂಗ್ಸ್ ಮಾಡೋ crazy-character ಆದರೆ ಅವರ ಮನ್ಯೆಯವರು open-field ನಲ್ಲಿ ಐ.ಪಿ.ಎಲ್ ಬೆಟ್ಟಿಂಗ್ಸ್ ಮಾಡಿ, ದುಂದು-ವೆಚ್ಚ ಮಾಡುವ ಮಗ, ಗಂಡ, ಅಪ್ಪ ಮೊಬೈಲ್-PHONE not-ACCESIBLE region ಆದ—‘REHABILITATION-HOUSE’ ನಲ್ಲಿ PRISONER ಅಗಿದ್ರೆ ಒಳ್ಳೇದು ಅನ್ನೋ SINGLE-POINT-AGENDA ದಲ್ಲಿ TADA ಖೈದಿ ಮಾಡಿ ಇಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ up to MAY-24^th FINALE. ರಿಯಲ್ಲೀ ಹ್ಯಾಟ್ಸ್-ಆಫ್ to REHAB-CENTRES for ಗಿವಿಂಗ್ solutions to ಡಿಫರೆಂಟ್ types of characters.

‘ಒಳ್ಳೇ-ಕಾಯಕ, ಕೆಟ್ಟು-ಕಾಯಕ, ಯಾವುದಾದರೂ ಸರಿ; ಒಟ್ಟಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಯಕ ಮಾಡು ಆದರೆ ಎರಡರ ಕಾರಣವೂ ನೀನೆ ಭಗವಂತ ಅನ್ನುವುದ ಕಲಿತಿಕೊ’ ಅನ್ನೋ PHILOSOPHY ಹೇಳಿದ KISNA ಮತ್ತೊಬ್ಬರು, ಇವರ ಮಾತಲ್ಲೆ ಹೇಳುವುದಾದರೆ, HITLER, GODSE Vs ಗಾಂಧಿ, ಮಂಡೇಲ— ALL FOUR CHARACTERS ARE INSCRIBED in HISTORY for ಕುಖ್ಯಾತಿ ಅಂಡ್ ಖ್ಯಾತಿ. So, keep doing ಕಾಯಕ without IDENTITFING with it for good deeds and detaching from it for bad deeds.  ಇವರು ಅಂದರ್ ಅಗಿರೋದು ಅವರ BILLIONAIRE-PITHASHRI ಕೃಪೆ ಇಂದ. ಇವರಿಗೇ INDEPENDENT-BUSINESSMAN ಆಗುವ ಖಯಾಲಿ, PITASHRI ಗೆ ಅದು ಬೇಡವಾದ ವಿಚಾರ.

          

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Next characters hilarious ಆದುವೆ, ಒಬ್ಬರು ಮಧುಗಿರಿ-ಪುಡಾರಿ ಮತ್ತೊಬ್ಬರು ದೊಮ್ಮಲೂರು-Realty king, ಮಧುಗಿರಿ ನಾಯಕರಿಗೆ ಮಂಡಲ್-ಪಂಚಾಯ್ತಿ ELECTIONS ಚಿಂತೆ, ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ಜೆ.ಡಿ.ಎಸ್ ಅನ್ನು ಗೆಲ್ಲಿಸುವ ಹುಮ್ಮಸು; ಅದಕ್ಕಾಗಿ ಲಕ್ಷ, ಲಕ್ಷ ಮಂದಿ ಇವರನ್ನು ‘ಬಂಧ-ಮುಕ್ತ’ ಮಾಡಲು ತಯಾರು, ಆದರೆ ಇವರ ಶ್ರೀಮತಿ ಯವರದೇ ತಕರಾರು. So he is CAPTIVE.

ದೊಮ್ಮಲೂರು ಹುಡುಗ NIGHT-DRIVING ಖಯಾಲಿ ಮತ್ತು FLOATING-RESTAURANT ಮಾಡುವ ಹುಮ್ಮಸ್ಸು on some LAKE. ನಾನು ಮಧುಗಿರಿ-lakes try ಮಾಡಿ with ಜೆ.ಡಿ.ಎಸ್ ನಾಯಕರು ಅಂತ ಅಟಾಚ್ ಮಾಡಿದೆ. ಸೀನ್-3 & ಸೀನ್-4 ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ತುಂಬಿದವರ problems, ಅವರಿಗೂ REHAB ನಲ್ಲಿ ಸ್ಥಳವಿದೆ.  NEXT is really needy people ಪ್ರಾಬ್ಲಂ.

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ನಿಮಗೆ ಆಗಿದ್ದ್ರೆ REHABILITATION CENTREನಲ್ಲಿ ‘ಇಲ್ಲದ’ ಪ್ರಾಬ್ಲಂ ಮೈಮೇಲೆ ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡವ್ರೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಅಂಕ್ಕೋ ಬೇಡಿ.  ‘MENTALLY-DISTURBED’ ಹೃದಯಗಳು ಇಲ್ಲೇ, ವರ್ಷಗಳ ಕಾಲದಿಂದ ಇದ್ದಾರೆ ಮತ್ತು ಕೆಲವರು ಸುಧಾರಿಸಿ ಕೊಂಡು VOLUNTEERS ಸಹ ಆಗಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ನಾನು ಕಂಡ ಓರ್ವ FLUENTLY-ENGLISH ಮಾತನಾಡುವ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿ, QUEUE-JUMP ಮಾಡಿ ಸೂಪರ್ವೈಸರ್ ಕೈನಲ್ಲಿ ಹೊಡೆತ ತಿಂದ ಘಟನೆ; ಅವರನ್ನು ಬಂಧುಗಳು ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಇಟ್ಟಿಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದ್ರೇ ಯಾವ ‘ಗಂಟು’ ಹೋಗುತಿತ್ತೋ?! ಅಂತ ನನಗೆ ಅನಿಸಿದ್ದು ನಿಜ. ಅಂತಹ ಅನೇಕ ಮಂದಿ ಮನೆಯವ್ರಿಗೆ ಭಾರ ಆಗಿದ್ದು ಸಹ ಇಂತಹ REHAB ನಲ್ಲಿ ಜೀವನ (ತಕ್ಕ ಮಟ್ಟಿಗಾದ್ರೂ ) ಕಂಡಿ ಕೊಂಡಿರುವುದು ‘REHABILTATION CENTRES’ ಈ ಸಮಾಜಕ್ಕೆ ಅನಿವಾರ್ಯ ಅನ್ನೋ ಸತ್ಯ ನನ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಮೂಡಿಸಿದ್ದಂತು ನಿಜ.  

Bangalore Diary: Ugadhi Festival Recall from Memory

UGADHI FESTIVAL WITH EK-DIN KA SULTAN SODARA MAVA
aka
Maternal uncle
 

FROM CHILDHOOD MEMOIRS

Friends, amongst so many SPRING-CELEBRATION aka VASANTHA in AJJI-HOUSE, One UGADHI is deeply embedded in my memory chip.  My cousins might not remember it as special one because they might have had ‘N’- number of such UGADHI with their dad. But the UGADHI I am speaking about is most probably in year 1985-86. My Politician maternal uncle had suddenly BUMPER-LOTTERY-BONANZA-KAMAI in this year and he took me, kavi and giri for shopping and all three had brand NEW-RAYMONDS clothes stitched from a familiar tailor for him. Unlike today, in those days’ politics was not at all regular kamai ki job. I have also witnessed my Aunty (Dodda-Atte) going to her Mother-Home (TAVARU MANE) whenever her Hubby aka my uncle (EK DO DIN KA SULTAN) becomes empty handed for that month! It was my other uncle who was a SALARIED factory employee, used to regularly look after not only my needs but also of Kavitha and Giri in many occasions. This used to be applicable to DEEPAVALI-FESTIVAL-CRACKERS too!

Those days’ politics wasn’t meant to be Bread-winner and ironically for many it is HIGHEST-KAMAI profession in present situations. According to me Globalization and Privatization gave avenues for politicians to explore and make quick-bucks by deals from BOFORS, HUDCO, COAL-GATE and 2G Spectrum. Now SAMAJA-SEVE has become fashion statement rather than PASSION statement. In spite of such EK-DIN-KA-KING situations; today I feel proud about my politician uncle as the SUBRAMANYNAGAR corporation ward which he represented is not listed in LAKE-ENCROACHMENT scam for creating REALTY-SITES and the locality has LUNG-SPACE in form of MILK-COLONY Stadium and Sangolli Rayanna-BRIGADE Park in Subramanynagar for kids and elders instead of high-rise apartments in Govt. lands.          

 

DEBIT-CARD WAS MIRACLE ENTITY THEN

FROM ADULTHOOD MEMOIRS

I was newly married but my Income was just 7000 INR. I didn’t have a DEBIT CARD in my pocket; I didn’t know what a PAN CARD is? As, I was adult without exposure to corporate world married to well-verse corporate girl who was MBA by qualification and corporate employee. The incidence I am narrating next is embarrassing one for me throughout my life; but after reading HULI-MAVINA-MARA like autobiography, I have gained courage to speak-out my heart without hesitation. My outing with wife in those days ki prestigious M.G Road and me having just 50 INR in pocket as I had no idea that we were going out for shopping; put me into such an embarrassing situation as I had no money to pay for her shopping and finally she used her BRAND-NEW-DEBIT-CARD to settle the bill is by any means unforgettable incidence for me. When this MBA girl queried me whether I have permanent account number (PAN) I sheepishly replied— “Ya, I have Savings Account in S.B.I bank where my Salary gets credited” is funny one, I relish it even today with mixed feeling of KULKUVIKE aka embarrassment as Tejaswi Sir tells—“BUS JOURNEY in AGUMBE-THIRTHALLI GHATS leads to KULKUVUIKE of Food and thoughts.”  But after a decade and half; DEBIT-CARD is well known entity for vegetable-vendors to house-wife leave aside an entry level Lecturer in a college isn’t it? Learning happens through exposure to new situations and scenarios isn’t it pals?     

Bangalore Diary:Engineering Brain-Wired Friends

Dignity of Labor aptly applies to one of my school days friend, who was not a techie by educational qualification but by his act, read his achievements and of other friends engineering bent of mind despite they had no Engineering graduation.......

‘News paper boy, Welder, Refrigerator mechanic, Auto driver, type writer mechanic, Tape recorder Mechanic and Computer Hardware Engineer this versatile thundu, also disliked only one Job of the lot he did – i.e. of Sales Boy in a Saree centre’ --All these jobs were accomplished by my Pal B.K Muni Raju

‘Make in India’ is fashion statement for us for a quite a while from now. The statistics revealed in this newspaper report puts your brain into a BLINKING state of operation. Why is it so? Answer is other than Software Exports India has nothing in its womb to flaunt as ‘BHARATBORN BABY’.

In Nutshell the following table puts it across for you:

Software/Electronics Exports	Other Engineering Exports	Agriculture and Animal husbandry Exports	Natural Resources Exports (petroleum, mining, precious stones)	Handicrafts & others
61.29%	6.19%	3.3%	20.51%	0.39%
According to State of Karnataka, which is 4th largest Exporter in Nation, the graph should be in similar lines  for all states

Friends, Where is ‘70% Bharath Lives in Villages!? ’Statement —reflected in the above statistics!? Only 3.3% Exports is from agricultural, fishery and animal husbandry, a shameless number isn’t it?

Friends this is an effort to take you into an exciting journey of such inspiring Engineers by practice and not by mere degree acquisition in our mother-land.

B  K Muniraja, a Friend who brought out my cricketing skills to its best possible levels, is a true case-study for such Engineers we come across in our day to day activities. Second is my Uncle Venkatesh, A Retired Employee of Kirloskar Electric, Ltd. (Now ORIAN MALL) is one more improvising engineering bent of brain I have come across, Harisha, dropped out from graduation is excellent Electrical engineering brain and I had a pal in middle school called Arun, who at age of 10-12 was excellent mechanic of automobiles like scooters and TVS, LUNA mopeds. My cousin, Sapthagiri, who had no interest in rote Learning was a whiz-kid, with main motto of buying new Toys just to disassemble and re-assemble it.

Definitely if I do brainstorming many names get loaded  into main memory, but most hilarious one is of Amarnath P R, a Destructive brain, that had dismantled a Flute and his dad had preserved it to handover it as a ‘precious gift’ to his better-half on wedding day! A truly destructive-Engineering brain it was. The irony is, Muniraja, Sapthagiri, Arun and Amar did not acquire Engineering degree of STUDY-WRITE-SCORE cycle, But I acquired it despite none of these curiosity about machines having imbibed in me.

B. K Raja is a case-study that should speak to almost all TRUE-Engineers by practice, who never visits INSTITUTE OF ENGINEERS with Identification card or membership card rather practice it in workshops, mechanic shops, puncture shops, electrical live-wires on streets so on.  Pal, let us quickly dive into this safari:

Raja’s first job was of a Sales-Boy in Alankar Plaza, Kempe Gowda road (as a drop out from SSLC for getting detained in ENGLISH). Within a day’s experience he quit the job, true to his mindset of being a problem-solver not TRADER, like CAR-TRADERS, CAR-WALE, 99ACRES.com, Flipkart.com etc. Which is the only business or entrepreneurship in INDIA that has thrived for centuries (i.e. BUY à SELL model of business).

He quit, and very next day he opted to be in Welding-shop floors of Shanthinagar, Double road, (Kengal hanumanthaih Road) Bengaluru. He used to share about excitement and challenges in preparing shop-shutters and collapsible gates. I still remember his daily wages was 35 rupees (approximately in year 1985-1988). The ease with which he took into the job made him darling of his boss and was given on-site roles in different parts of karunadu. That used to get him extra bucks, which will be the money he used to spend for me, Amar and Harisha for evening snacks. The experience with WELDING took him to FRIDGE-mechanic in general and as KELVINATOR brand specialist, here also he excelled and again proved to be a key resource for his employer. All these days his morning routine used to be of NEWS-PAPER boy with Harish and Kondada Rama.  Who for being learnt Dignity of labor and self-respect can sometimes become ‘Laughing Stock’ for people called Editors who doesn’t know the galli and beedhis of Bengaluru except Vidhana Soudha, Mahatma Gandhi or Ambedakar Veedhi and doesn’t know how morning strays attack these boys and give 108 GYAAN on street dogs in their write-ups sitting next to ‘attached everything’ cabins.

TYPEWRITER-KI-DUNIYA:
Same K.H Road gave Raja an opportunity to learn servicing and assembling Typewriters (Mechanical ones) later he learnt handling electrical & electronics type writers too. Believe me dismantling a mechanical typewriter for general overhauling and assembling is quite a complex process like handling human-nervous system (no exaggeration!) But, that too finding and fixing errors is not Dr.FIX-IT jaise Kool job. It requires lot of analysis.Later He started his own Typewriter servicing centre called Rama Enterprises which progressed to become Personal Computer Assembling Unit as Raja even acquired skills to assemble Computers. This the journey of B.K Raja from Newspaper Boy to Computer Hardware Engineer.

INNOVATION IN NEWSPAPER DISTRUBUTION: ‘HARISHA's -cigarette RING’ concept

Though Vakra-Pissing people call Newspaper distributors with ugly-names. Here is Engineering Brain of Harish that helped many of his colleagues to effectively send Missiles of Newspapers to all apartments of three-five floors, by a simple technique of using Rings made of Cigarette paper   acting as RUBBER-BAND to maintain the paper intact until it reaches the fifth floor. Is Harish not an innovative Engineer?  This idea of using Cigarette pack rings became common phenomenon in those days across all newspaper distribution agencies. The Used-Cigarette packs were abundant in our stock as our daily popular game in summer used to be ‘Cigarette Pack and Baccha’ not CHESS or FOOTBALL in PC next to ‘attached everything’ cabins.   

Today all these are just memories of my school and college days in city of Bangalore with such innovative brains which never acquired an Engineering Degree by School Education but by Practice.