Thursday 1 December 2016

Demonetization Blues:Temples and Bars are Neo-Reserve Banks

Great Indian Salary day has arrived, When Reserve Bank of India (R.B.I) is fighting tooth and nail to mint money in MASS-PRODUCTION style to push the Banks ahead with sufficient funds, Chaos outside banks has not come to halt. In Karnataka one of the State Banks was pelted with stones by anguished customers at Gulbarga district as they were denied money due to NO-CASH status.
While R.B.I has only four Printing offices to cater to the needs of Banks, very interesting News has appeared in today's daily newspaper about Liquor BARS and Temples acting as Neo-reserve Banks to supply fast cash to cash-drought Banks of our nation. Yes, The Temples are place where people search for Peace of Mind! Second place where people throng to in search of peace of mind is Liquor Bars! These two places are never short of money in our nation and R.B.I and our other nationalised banks have clearly understood this factor and are daily getting reserves from these two evergreen places of hard currency!read more...
Now comes the question if God also demands you to pay tribute through CASHLESS means of PAY-TM, DEBIT/CREDIT cards, then the MANGALA-AARTHI plate of priest should also possess a PAY-TM or Swiping Machine isn't it?! jokes apart Indian economy is evolving to cashless model with many street side hawkers also offering PAY-TM service in Mumbai.  
One intersting fact is Dry-Day or Demonetisation spree our Temples and Bars/Pubs will never face shortage of currency!
New Reserve bank, temple Treasury


Other News of Demonetisation..........

Ninety Percent Votes for P.M Narendra Modi on Demonetisation

A Bangalore based research agency called 'Voice of Technologies' has conducted a survey and it also depicts what P.M Modi-APP survey told about demonetisation, with nearly 92% votes cast in favour of demonetisation. read more...The four questions asked in the survey are:
  • Will you support demonetisation scheme?
  • Is P.M working as per the needs of common man?
  • Is P.M an honest person?
  • Will Black money gets curbed by demonetisation?

All the four questions have secured 85-90% votes in favour of Modiji.

No Money For Funeral of Wife

Though this news isn't from Bengaluru or Karnataka it is a tragic one for a person called Munnalal from Noida, who couldn't arrange money for the funeral of his wife. People might argue when Union Minister Sadananda Gowda himself had to face the tragedy of losing his brother as a part of this demonetisation spree, common man like munnalal facing hurdles to cremate his wife is not a big breaking news.No takers...read more
Munnalal Fighting to cremate wife

To conclude common man is readily facing all the challenges arising from this demonetisation with hopes and faith of ACHHA-DIN (GOOD Days) to arrive in near future.


Jai Hind, Jai Karnataka 


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